I had to quit drinking 10 years ago (well, I didn’t have to if I wanted to spend another year as a ward of the state) but I still see faces. I found 10 this morning in less than 2 minutes. Sir, we’ve had this procedure called a lobotomy and all the doctors agree you would be a prime candidate.” No siree Bob! I’ll stick to these handfuls of pills. Gobs and gobs of doctor prescribed forgetfulness. Isn’t science wonderful?
Oops, medication time. Have a lovely weekend. La La La La
GROG THE BRITISH NAVY CUT YOU OUT!
BUT BIRDBRAINIACS LOVE YOU
In Heaven there is no beer
(No beer?!)
That’s why we drink it here
And when we’re all gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all the beer.
In Heaven there is no wine
(No wine?!)
So we drink till we feel fine
And when we leave this all behind
Our friends will be drinking all the wine.
In Heaven there is no fear
(No fear)
So we worry too much here
And we drink ourselves full of beer
To help us when we deal with the fear.
In Heaven there are no drugs
That’s why we hang with thugs
And when the Lord pulls the plug
All the thugs will still be selling drugs, yeah.
Thugs and drugs
Beer…
In Heaven there is no sex
(Oh no!)
So let’s do that next
And when our muscles no longer flex
Someone else will be having sex.
In Heaven there are no wars
Or cars, or movie stars
And when we no longer are
The world will probably still be having wars.
What the heck! Yeah!
Sex and war,
Bars and cars.
Drugs, thugs,
And delicious food
Thanks, Thom & everyone! This just made my Sunday morning. I think the face on Stein looks like me on any given morning.
Okay, everybody already knows today’s cartoon is dedicated to our special Grog! As is our tradition (if you can call it that), GROG, you can email me your mailing address at thombluemel@yahoo.com and I will send the original cartoon, if you want it.
I am continually amazed at the quality of cartoon readers I have for Birdbrains!! I must have THE smartest readers out there!
Thank you all for reading this 1000 proof cartoon!
By the way, I’d like to know if you’d all like to see more birds in Birdbrains or if my current path of wild and crazy antics is okie dokie.
Oh, and LuvH8, your time is coming… what a challenge that one will be! Stay tooned…
Thanks, gang! Lew, if you’re able to sit up, hang in there, buddy. :) Lonewolf - as always, thanks for your support!
As one of your loyal readers, I can say that all of your ideas for Birdbrains have been great. Whichever way you go with them is good. I don’t think you will get any complaints, sir.
DFrog, I also saw a second face in the foam–top left of the head, and another near the table in the foam at the bottom center of the stein. Then there’s what looks like part of a cat face near the top of the stein, near the center.
Grog since I hadn’t seen either of them for awhile I googled them. Dave Thomas is still acting, but I don’t have TV and most of what he has done is in that medium. Rick Moranis retired after his wife died of cancer.
Grog, no I don’t have the album. Rick Moranis wanted to be a good dad so he retired to spend time with his kids. That doesn’t mean he won’t come back out later. We hope. Grog you are a good guy, I am glad your day was good as well.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
I see faces!!! I see little suns!!!
Happy Grog Dance!!!!captainedd over 14 years ago
Face is in the head on the stein, left hand side.
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
I wonder if Grog will like this one. I do not know how best to comment on this art, so I’ll wait to see what he says.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
I had to quit drinking 10 years ago (well, I didn’t have to if I wanted to spend another year as a ward of the state) but I still see faces. I found 10 this morning in less than 2 minutes. Sir, we’ve had this procedure called a lobotomy and all the doctors agree you would be a prime candidate.” No siree Bob! I’ll stick to these handfuls of pills. Gobs and gobs of doctor prescribed forgetfulness. Isn’t science wonderful? Oops, medication time. Have a lovely weekend. La La La La
GROG THE BRITISH NAVY CUT YOU OUT! BUT BIRDBRAINIACS LOVE YOUcdward over 14 years ago
Congratulations, Grog!
(Oh, and Lewreader, you weren’t a cdward of the state, were you?)
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
In Heaven there is no beer (No beer?!) That’s why we drink it here And when we’re all gone from here Our friends will be drinking all the beer. In Heaven there is no wine (No wine?!) So we drink till we feel fine And when we leave this all behind Our friends will be drinking all the wine. In Heaven there is no fear (No fear) So we worry too much here And we drink ourselves full of beer To help us when we deal with the fear. In Heaven there are no drugs That’s why we hang with thugs And when the Lord pulls the plug All the thugs will still be selling drugs, yeah. Thugs and drugs Beer… In Heaven there is no sex (Oh no!) So let’s do that next And when our muscles no longer flex Someone else will be having sex. In Heaven there are no wars Or cars, or movie stars And when we no longer are The world will probably still be having wars. What the heck! Yeah! Sex and war, Bars and cars. Drugs, thugs, And delicious food
Thanks, Thom & everyone! This just made my Sunday morning. I think the face on Stein looks like me on any given morning.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Since I’m out of cold pepsi at the moment, I think I’ll celebrate with a beer.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 14 years ago
Here’s lookin’ at you, Grog! As are the faces in Foamingstein (’s foam).
carmy over 14 years ago
Congrats Grog! You’re 100% proof, hee hee!
MontanaLady over 14 years ago
Woo Hoo, Grog……love your picture!!! and, your song!
Congrats!
celeconecca over 14 years ago
Congrats, Grog!
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Grog you might just as well celebrate by watching “Lost Weekend” while chugging that beer.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Or perhaps “Days Of Wine and Roses.”
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Hi cleo. How about Strange Brew
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Awesome, Thom!!
Good Sunday Morning Everyone.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 14 years ago
Or Grog you could just spend the day drinking wine and eating cheese, and catching some rays, you know!
CONGRATS FELLOW BABY!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Thanks, everyone!
Allan CB Premium Member over 14 years ago
Congrats Grog … after bein’ awake from 6pm to 1pm EST I feel groggy myself, and might need a nap.
Allan CB Premium Member over 14 years ago
Congrats Grog … after bein’ awake from 6pm to 1pm EST I feel groggy myself, and might need a nap.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Fellow Baby, what can I say? There’s no booze, no broads….THERE’S NO ACTION!
Bargrove over 14 years ago
Grog: Thanks for the poem. It explains a
lot of things.
thombluemel Premium Member over 14 years ago
Birbrainiacs Alert!
Okay, everybody already knows today’s cartoon is dedicated to our special Grog! As is our tradition (if you can call it that), GROG, you can email me your mailing address at thombluemel@yahoo.com and I will send the original cartoon, if you want it.
I am continually amazed at the quality of cartoon readers I have for Birdbrains!! I must have THE smartest readers out there!
Thank you all for reading this 1000 proof cartoon!
By the way, I’d like to know if you’d all like to see more birds in Birdbrains or if my current path of wild and crazy antics is okie dokie.
Oh, and LuvH8, your time is coming… what a challenge that one will be! Stay tooned…
Thanks, gang! Lew, if you’re able to sit up, hang in there, buddy. :) Lonewolf - as always, thanks for your support!
Thom
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Thanks again Thom! I love the way you honor us all.
Thanks again everyone else!
Bargrove, I actually remember that as a song I used to hear on the radio back in the early 70’s.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Thanks once again, Thom,
As one of your loyal readers, I can say that all of your ideas for Birdbrains have been great. Whichever way you go with them is good. I don’t think you will get any complaints, sir.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
The field is so wide open when it comes to Birdbrains, Thom. Keep up the great work.
Digital Frog over 14 years ago
Way to go Thom! Congrats Grog!
I see a couple of faces in the suds, or is that just the beer talking……
bmonk over 14 years ago
DFrog, I also saw a second face in the foam–top left of the head, and another near the table in the foam at the bottom center of the stein. Then there’s what looks like part of a cat face near the top of the stein, near the center.
Is this Grog’s mug shot???
serenasakitty over 14 years ago
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
TheAuldWan over 14 years ago
Ah, Old Frothingslosh! Gotta’ have a pizza…
MontanaLady over 14 years ago
AuldWan……Pittsburgh’s finest beer.
“with the beer being so lite that the foam is at the bottom”
My hubby is a Pgh. native!
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
Those two are always drunk.
MontanaLady over 14 years ago
Thom………ALL of your comics are awesome!! Any way you draw them they are too funny! Keep up the good work.
Got my picture back from the framers yesterday……I’ll email a shot of it to you. Thanks again!
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Grog, ah yes, I had forgotten that classic.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
cleo, it may not be a classic, but it certainly fits the theme.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Grog, yes it does. Since I was born and have lived in Canada, I have always liked Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Same here. I actually have their album as I recall called The Great White North with Geddy Lee from Rush doing Take Off!
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Love it , LuvH8!
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Grog since I hadn’t seen either of them for awhile I googled them. Dave Thomas is still acting, but I don’t have TV and most of what he has done is in that medium. Rick Moranis retired after his wife died of cancer.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Well Grog I hope you enjoyed your special day. I know that I did.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Yeah, but cleo, being the proud Canadian you are (and I am) do you have their album as those loveable hose heads?
I wasn’t aware Moranis retired. That is sad.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
That’s even better, LuvH8!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Thanks cleo! I did. And once again, Thanks, Thom and EVERYONE else for making this such a special day!
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Grog, no I don’t have the album. Rick Moranis wanted to be a good dad so he retired to spend time with his kids. That doesn’t mean he won’t come back out later. We hope. Grog you are a good guy, I am glad your day was good as well.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Congrats, Grog, and an early ‘hello’ for C & H!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Thanks, Marg!
WoodEye over 14 years ago
Congratulations, Grog!
Thom, anything you draw is great with me!
Rakkav over 14 years ago
I only just saw this. Belated congratuations, Grog.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Thanks, WoodEye, shytimes2 and Johanan!
I looked much like Stein this morning.
lin4869 over 14 years ago
I also did not get this until Monday but hooray for Grog!
Thom, I’m with everyone else–whatever you decide to draw is fine with me!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Thanks lin4869.