Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 03, 2016

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    Wilde Bill  over 8 years ago

    It’s another mystery we’ll probably never solve. Like what happened at Dealey plaza on a certain day in 1963.

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    Superfrog  over 8 years ago

    Must be Las Vegas.

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 8 years ago

    Actually it’s estimated that 10,000 workers took 30 years to make the Giza Pyramid, not 300.

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    Seasider48  over 8 years ago

    Working on the pyramids was also considered serving the gods in order to build up your time in the afterlife.

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    mddshubby2005  over 8 years ago

    4-sided dice of the Gods?

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    Bilan  over 8 years ago

    I just wish the guy in the penthouse of the Luxor would close his curtains.

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    Egrayjames  over 8 years ago

    Enjoy the pyramids while you can..if Isis gains control they’ll knock ’em all down!

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    Old Texan75  over 8 years ago

    Recent archaelogical excavations near the pyramid of Khufu show that the workers were well fed, well housed and had decent medical care. Now if we can only figure out how they did that. We haven’t been able to achieve that in the US.

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    MS72  over 8 years ago

    keep on digging and you’ll find out the Wash. monument is just a scale model

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    markjoseph125  over 8 years ago

    I thought they were granaries…Speaking of which, have there been any Ben Carson sightings recently?

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    StCleve72  over 8 years ago

    Ha!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Today’s strip begs for some majestic background music…..

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    Godfreydaniel  over 8 years ago

    There’s an old Mad Magazine cartoon with a pyramid and a cutaway view, showing that the top of the pyramid is merely the crown of the giant statue’s head. People walking by with no idea what lies beneath.

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    dabugger  over 8 years ago

    That is more than just a passing theory. Very good Wiley! Now we maybe know something about Danae; intuitive like crazy. You might ask her where all the sand went; or how frequently as the climate over 10s of thousands of years. Now Lucy’s theory is different. Good to also get her to expel; horse sense, of course.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I think the invention of beer was involved with the construction of the pyramids – kept the workers happy and placid.

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    Varnes  over 8 years ago

    Dogsniff, well played….

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    nosirrom  over 8 years ago

    Actually the first pyramid was the result of a huge communication failure. The Pharaoh wanted to party and asked for a pair of mids.

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Biggest flaw in Danae’s theory is the Red haired discoverer.

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    whiteheron  over 8 years ago

    At the risk of just egging you on: Just quit. Your comments have no value whether entertainment nor social usefulness.

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    strictures  over 8 years ago

    Napoleon had his troops use the nose for target practice, which is why it no longer has a nose.

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    Darsan54 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    No, you have watch Stargate to see the real reason.

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    annette143NotMe  over 8 years ago

    a long time ago I saw photos of shapes on Mars they said resembled the pyramids in Egypt . supposedly Cairo is another word for Mars.

    Waiting for the Rover to get there so we an see has taken Decades. according to snopes they are inconclusive http://www.snopes.com/martian-pyramid-photo/

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    mdhafner  over 8 years ago

    I think they were paid mostly in beer.

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    fredd13  over 8 years ago

    I s’pect they growed.

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