Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 31, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  over 8 years ago

    But it is time for spring cleaning.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 8 years ago

    That vacuum sucks!

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Didn’t Gary Larson do a cartoon on that theme?

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    knight1192a  over 8 years ago

    I’m with Goat. Today’s strip sucks.

    Pardon the vacuum pun.

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    WoodEye  over 8 years ago

    And… rapidly rushing in to fill the void, are our commenters.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 8 years ago

    How lame.

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    matjestaet  over 8 years ago

    This strip is simply great!

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horror_vacui_(physics)

    Unfortunately not very easy to translate into other languages.

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    R2-Wolf  over 8 years ago

    Found it!

    http://www.eoht.info/photo/12650502/Nature+Abhors+a+Vacuum+%28the+Far+Side%29

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member over 8 years ago

    “The hills are alive….” And it’s kind of frightening.(“Sound of Music” re-imagined by George Romero. On account of them saying “boo,” ya know.)

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    JonGl Premium Member over 8 years ago

    To use a Britishism, this comic hoovers…

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    imagenesis  over 8 years ago

    Boooo!

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    juicebruce  over 8 years ago

    Did that vacuum get the whole way to PBS from Pooch Café ?

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    Defective Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I was just thinking about this statement yesterday. Does Nature really abhor a vacuum? Or is it our little bubble that abhors it? 99.99999999999999999% (out quite a bit more than that) of the Universe is vacuum. The universe, which is about as natural as it gets, LOVES a vacuum! So I see it more as a small blue green bubble in the western spiral arm of the Milky Way galaxy as abhorring it.

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    Joken'  over 8 years ago

    I see there is a Rainbow (vacuum) on the horizon

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    eddie6192  over 8 years ago

    Toon Boy lives in a vacuum.

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    jerylkohjx348  over 8 years ago

    That…was…weak… My household haven’t even used a vacuum cleaner for decades…

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    James Wolfenstein  over 8 years ago

    It’s not vacuum, it’s a vacuum cleaner. And it’s not actually that, the name is misleading. It’s a low pressure dust sucker… Hey! I can make better jokes than Pastis!!!!!

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Gotta go with Paris on this one!

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    Sandfan  over 8 years ago

    Pig read today’s strip and asked the obvious question: how does a vacuum cleaner clean a vacuum?

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    me  over 8 years ago

    I heard their slogan was “Nothing Sucks Like an Electrolux.”

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    news_techren  over 8 years ago

    I think they’re saying “Hooo-ver”.

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    Linda Pearson  over 8 years ago

    Now that’s a groaner!

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    buzzyboop  over 8 years ago

    Although puns are faves, today’s strip not on wish list of Collectible Archive Quality Prints

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 8 years ago

    booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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    Michael Thoma  over 8 years ago

    LMAO !!

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    kaffekup   over 8 years ago

    Not even a setup? Pastis, you’re getting lazy.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Like Pastis’ pun, that vacuum cleaner simultaneously blows and sucks.

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    ratfanatic  over 8 years ago

    A rerun of a previous comic strip would have been better!Comic writers block? !Revisit rat running for president! Now there’s a candidate I can root for!!

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    kzturtlegirl  over 8 years ago

    Hoover. Damn.

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    Arionis  over 8 years ago

    It made me chuckle. I don’t read comics for precise physics. Animals don’t really talk either. Gonna complain about that?

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    dre7861  over 8 years ago

    Great strip – had to share it with friends!

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    kptlaurie  over 8 years ago

    Love it.

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    MattP1208  over 8 years ago

    Same here

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    thuddriver01  over 8 years ago

    My Cats do too.

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    paullp Premium Member over 8 years ago

    And when a fan works, it really blows. And a frog is the only creature that you can be sure is alive after it croaks. Gotta love a good play on words. But I think Pastis should have left out the last panel, just to see how long it would take people to catch on.

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    Number Three  over 8 years ago

    OK. That’s a new one I haven’t seen.Pretty good!xxx

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    Max Starman Jones  over 8 years ago

    Don’t raise your kids in a vacuum. It will clog their lungs.

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    darciworth2  over 8 years ago

    Just don’t let nature get a look inside your head, Stephen!!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Seems more like raucous disapproval, really.

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    doublepaw  over 8 years ago

    Really weak humor……………….

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    HowieL  over 8 years ago

    “Nothing sucks like an Electrolux” was a slogan for the Electrolux vacuum cleaners. The British vacuum company named Vax also used it. This later brought joy to DEC (Digital Equipment Company) and its users.

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    fourbythefalls  over 8 years ago

    Love it. Pearls fans crave the obtuse and Stephan delivers.

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    Sisyphos  over 8 years ago

    Oh, boo hoo! Suck it up, Cartoon-Boy!

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    LuvThemPluggers  over 8 years ago

    ..and I’m the perfect reader, I never see the punch line coming!

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    ulomz  over 8 years ago

    Oh dear.. Boooooo

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    One Navy Seal  almost 5 years ago

    Boooooooo!

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    ComicsLover132  about 4 years ago

    Booooo

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