Herman by Jim Unger for April 12, 2016

You are surprise I speak your ranguage!

Well, it’s a start. While we’re at it, let me introduce you to refrigeration and dry aging.

He could have at least offered him some Hamley Spice!

Yeah, but you don’t know how much better. Worth it!

“Besides, we like the mouth-feel of parasitic worms. They tickle.”

Would you prefer we discuss quantum physics ?

Ugh. What is fire?

And thus Bo-bo received “A Dissertation Upon Roast Pig.”

Invite the neighbors over, put some beer on ice.

Not only will it taste better, it’ll do part of your digestive work for you, which will provide your brain access to calories it’s never experienced before. One day, your descendants might even wear a fancy suit like mine

Miles?Years, perhaps?No, too far back.Confusing.Must meditate over roast somethingorother.

The first meeting of Capt. Beef and Chief Jerky.