Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 06, 2016
Transcript:
Kate: Where am I? What happened to me? Woman: Not where, my dear, when...14. You couldn't wait to be a teenager...how does it feel? Kate: Um...awkward. Woman: Like being too old for trick-or-treating, but not old enough for real life? Kate: Yeah. I feel sad and happy...shy and bold, all at the same time...and...and...boys... Woman: That's the hormones boilin'. Kate: Ok...I don't think I like it here very much... Woman: Then we better keep moving. Caption: To be movingly continued!
nosirrom over 8 years ago
She thinks it’s confusing now (14)? Wait until 54, That will make her menoPAUSE.
Bilan over 8 years ago
And she still needs to find out that work is as bad as school; plus you don’t get recess or summer vacation.
Space_cat over 8 years ago
Unless you work for the school, then you get every holiday, break, and yes, snow day off and paid.Summers aren’t paid though, and you get to see teenagers haven’t changed much in 36 years. Just the age when they expose themselves to porn and drugs.Yesterday, I heard the “N-word” 814 times!This was out of the mouths of your children not the awful music they listen to.That I could do without…
chain gang charlie over 8 years ago
I’m 72 and cant forget her at 14…You never get over it…Just enjoy the memories…
Differentname over 8 years ago
I remember a similarly themed underground comic from the 1970’s/80’s. Heroine was named ‘Polly Morpheus’ or something similar…
dkendraf over 8 years ago
And of course, there are the days when I wonder why I wanted to be an adult so da** bad!
whiteheron over 8 years ago
These are the good old days.
Dr_Zinj over 8 years ago
I prefer 25.You’re basically at your most fit.You’ve completed most or all of your formal schooling.You’ve finally learned that you don’t know it all.And you should be earning a decent wage.
MS72 over 8 years ago
OMG, i’m 64.
usafmsgt over 8 years ago
“those were the days my friend, we thought they’d never end”
SkyFisher over 8 years ago
Something is wrong….She lost her pupils.
greenearthman over 8 years ago
I love Danae, of course. But Kate is much closer to my taste in people. I sure hope Wiley does this well! Can not wait. lol!
Old Texan75 over 8 years ago
I’m 76. I grew up in rural Arkansas and Texas. I had a lot of the good ol’ days. I wouldn’t go back even if I could.Cars that lasted only 50,000 miles and worn out.Water from wells and cisterns that was often contaminated.Food contaminated and adulterated with god knows what.Children as young as 4 years old working. Adult men could marry 10 year old girls. One southern state finally removed that law in 1960,Women couldn’t enter into a legal contract in most states. Telephone service was pay phones and party lines.No government social services. I knew a man who starved to death. No medical care if you didn’t have money or insurance.I worked with a young man whose baby died in his Mother’s arms while they were driving from hospital to hospital. They didn’t have insurance and no money.Schools went from the September 1 to May 31. We got out of school for Thanksgiving 2 days. Christmas from half day on Christmas eve to January 2, Easter 2 days and that was it. I could write a book instead of this rant.
herdleader53 over 8 years ago
@Dr_Zin. There’s a Charlie Daniels song which goes: “If I could have just one wish, I’d like another try at 25, or was it 26?”
Dani Rice over 8 years ago
I’d start over at 34 – that’s how old I was when Hubby and I got married. He still treats me as if I am 34, and I’m twice that and then some.
dabugger over 8 years ago
Like Kate, very hard to know what to say. A glimpse into the day after tomorrow is a lot for even her to grasp. Who is this guy anyway? So will havta wait until . . .
OPQRSTV98 over 8 years ago
Each following 10 year period gets shorter and shorter.
Lamberger over 8 years ago
13 is that yo-yo age for girls. When they are wildly oscillating between the ages of 10 and 20. Scary times for a dad.
Varnes over 8 years ago
white heron, yup. Reminds me of the Rogert Hunter line…“Heard Joe Farmer say, ‘scuse me please,Those were the days, but so are these…”….People forget that, sometimes…………Just and Peaceful,….That’s true, and it hit’s the new teachers the hardest….. Miserable pay for the first few years, and out of that, you have to pay for a Master’s Degree, because you’ll never make any money without it. But you’ll usually do it by going into debt up to your ears…After ten or fifteen years, though, if you keep taking classes…It’s still a lot more work than you’d think, but at least you finally have some money to spend….You’ve paid off your student loan, up higher on the pay scale…Taking vacations, going out to dinner…..and then …Oops babies!…. Look, there are a lot worse jobs than teaching, but there are none more difficult… I come from a family of teachers…(It’s a disease that runs in a family, I think..)….They always told me, You’ll never get rich, but you’ll do OK. And you’ll have the comfort of knowing you did your part, you tried to improve society…… You jumped in the arena and fought on the side of knowledge, insight and enlightenment… And you can honestly say you didn’t do it for the money….
hippogriff over 8 years ago
A_Dream4u Snow days are made up at what otherwise would be summer vacation and generally when teachers’ mandatory courses are registering at the nearest teachers college – which they must pay for. Some cushy job, slacker!
AwesomeAud over 8 years ago
I bet the old lady is Kate at 74!
Linguist over 8 years ago
Age is simply mind over matter…. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter !
annette143NotMe over 8 years ago
here in northern Calif. (for me) the 50s was like Leave it to Beaver with a little Ozzie and Harriet mixed in. I would not want to be a kid here now!
3pibgorn9 over 8 years ago
Damn skinny for fourteen. She bulimic or something?
meowlin over 8 years ago
Anybody else getting the feeling that the old woman is also a future Kate?
annette143NotMe over 8 years ago
:D sounds like you still have a mind and a sense of humor too ;)
944tim over 8 years ago
so when does she run into her sister (duck!)
pbarnrob over 8 years ago
You sound a lot like a scientist; always nibbling away at the bleeding edges of The Known Universe. Every question asked (with Feynman’s Faith; careful questions Will get Honest Answers from the Universe), the answer will lead you to even more questions! But that’s how we get a little larger lighted area into the Big Dark.