Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 08, 2016

If meat is part of the breakfast fare, some guests might just be eating a previous guest. (Unlucky guests check in and never check out when the meat supplies are low.)

The perfect endeavor is a bed and breakfast, all this extra room I have is a plus to cook the company I love.

That sounds like a lovely idea Mrs. Bates.Will you be sending Norman to a boarding school to keep him from bothering the guests?

The birth of AirheadBnB.

She LOVES guests… along with a side of potatoes with greens, and a nice class of Pino Noir!!!

Reminds me of a certain post-apocalyptic surrealist black comedy from 1991 about the landlord of an apartment building who occasionally prepares a delicacy for his odd tenants.

That I love to cook company goes without saying.

So I never said it.

Yes, it certainly does sound “perfect,” but you really must be more fastidious about that blood. It might tend to alarm potential company, or even scare them off. Just keep up with that charming smile, wear a clean apron, and try to avoid graffiti on the walls, okay?

Meh~tdology, is that a Mother of Invention?