Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 11, 2016

They say that the Little Engine That Could had a one track mind…

She’s gotta ticket to ride.She’s gotta ticket to ri-i-ide She’s gotta ticket to ride, and she don’t care.

She says that with confidence.

All aboard?! What a train wreck that would be.

You can tell from the number of times she’s had her ticket punched, that she’s a frequent rider on this train.

A Wild Sex game.Rodeo Sex……while locked up….call her another girl’s name…..if you can hang in the saddle for 8 seconds you win a big shiny belt buckle.(I know its an old joke…..but try it…..see if you can stay on!!)It does not work on guys as the lines from the song say.“You don’t have to call me darling, darling…..”“You never even called me by my name!!”We are just so danged happy to get some….!!!

A busy place if everybody stops there.(he said unknowingly)

Well as long as she’s not going by Dildo, or her partner doesn’t stop at Come By Chance, she might actually reach Heart’s Content. (These are all actual place names in Newfoundland and Labrador.)

Must be in Pennsylvania, somewhere near Paradise and Intercourse.

the next stop after that is a town called Regret, its next the Genitalwarts Hills