Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 01, 2016
Transcript:
It's not fair! You biochemists get a special name because you deal with living stuff. I called an inorganic chemist. I'm defined by not dealing with living stuff. That's just the history of language. There's nothing you can do about it. Oh yeah? Soon... I call to order the first meeting of the Department of neurochemistry.
emptc12 over 8 years ago
Many potential students will soon leave disillusioned when they realize a degree in necrochemistry won’t enable them to get jobs as necromancers. No hope to appear on “Necromancing with the Stars.”
Lahar06 over 8 years ago
I am an inorganic chemist, retired now, but made a nice 6 figure income. :-). Buy you some fries?
davids.comments over 8 years ago
A quick search of LinkedIn reveals only a few people with Necromancer in their employment history. That suggests there is little competition in the field.
Ida No over 8 years ago
I deal with the chemistry of dead stuff. It’s all black. You want black? Let’s rock.
Stephen Gilberg over 8 years ago
Misnomer. It’s not “necro-” if the stuff was never alive.
gammaguy over 8 years ago
Necrochemistry has a rotten future..I prefer chemophilia.
Michael Petrillo Premium Member over 8 years ago
Three days in a row. . .and still no new SMBC post. What’s going on with Mr. Weinersmith and GoComics with regard to these strips of late?