Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 08, 2010

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    pouncingtiger  over 14 years ago

    If I was working there, I’d have a “stroke”.

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    LordDogmore  over 14 years ago

    Dang pouncingtiger y’all done beat me to the draw on that un.

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    napaeric  over 14 years ago

    to work oar not to work

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    Sisyphos  over 14 years ago

    Where is the drummer to set the rhythm for the drudges? We can’t have oars getting tangled!

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    parethed  over 14 years ago

    Where’s the big sweaty guy with the whip?

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago

    It must be oarful to work there.

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    Hillbillyman  about 14 years ago

    Parethed…that was my first thought.

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    cdward  about 14 years ago

    Guess the CEO’s ego needs a lot of stroking.

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    chaosed2  about 14 years ago

    Those better be ergonomic oars

    The company’s HMO recently changed their coverage to no longer include “splinter related injuries”

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    twj0729  about 14 years ago

    Oh, the punsters are working overtime today!

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    Destiny23  about 14 years ago

    At least they’re prepared in case the company starts to go under.

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    kpduty  about 14 years ago

    I think I’d jump ship.

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    clarafier  about 14 years ago

    I thought this spot was for commentary, not advertising.

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    WaitingMan  about 14 years ago

    Flagged ‘em! Wait a minute. I’m the guy who trashes people who congratulate themselves for flagging spammers. Head, exploding.

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    jhouck99  about 14 years ago

    Reminds me of The Crimson Permanent Assurance…

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    Jml58  about 14 years ago

    Different strokes for different people.

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    Digital Frog  about 14 years ago

    Obviously, the CEO doesn’t have all his oars in the water…

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    aerwalt  about 14 years ago

    flagged it Pickles has it too.

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    lewisbower  about 14 years ago

    Not in your job description? What’s that. unemployed?

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    Justice22  about 14 years ago

    We just need more slaves powering that business.

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    alan.gurka  about 14 years ago

    It IS in their job description: “… and other duties as assigned.”

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    Trebor39  about 14 years ago

    Cubicle workers and slaves. Aren’t they synonymous?

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    rotts  about 14 years ago

    Spammerflaggen!

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    Iwa Iniki  about 14 years ago

    Maybe the CEO will run into the paddles?

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 14 years ago

    you’ll think vital function until the captain want to go water skiing

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    Can't Sleep  about 14 years ago

    Gee, just think of it as a renewable energy source endorsed by big business.

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    whitecarabao  about 14 years ago

    Vogue la galere – pardon my French – “Keep on rowing the galley.”

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    HowieL  about 14 years ago

    “Hey, when they hired me, they said I would come to work and they’d pay me to pick up my own oar. This wasn’t what I thought they meant.”

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    treered  about 14 years ago

    if it’s the CEO’s FANTASY, are they paid in MONOPOLY MONEY?

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    reynard61  about 14 years ago

    The Good News: You get the morning off. The Bad News: The Boss wants to go water-skiing in the afternoon.

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    vldazzle  about 14 years ago

    I love that many poorly run companies (such as one where I worked for a while) have failed because they had totally inept owners. Mine lied to employees as well as clients and was every bit as inept as the “pointy haired boss” in Dilbert. I left shortly after his “partner” and the company failed soon after.

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