Pickles by Brian Crane for April 22, 2016

You’re a weasel, Earl.

As wise as wit.

Now he doesn’t dip Opal anymore, Earl only dips chips.

As my dad said my mom when she mentioned that he doesn’t carry her (in her 60’s); “I am half the man I was and you are twice the woman you were”.

Opal has laser eyes.

Of couse its o.k. if Opal says Earl is heavy.Got to love the double standards in marriage.

Pleasingly plump, grandma used to say.

Yes, beauty is soooooo heavy!

" She Ain’t Heavy, She’s A Mother !"

With apologies to Bobby Scott, Bob Russell, and The Hollies

She’s behind you!

xxx

Beauty can really weigh you down.

Married a gal who weighed 94 lbs and wore a 34B bra..That was 45 years ago..she now weighs about 124 lbsHappily married all these years,,,Thank you Lord!

It’s sort of like Ellen and Gordie from the Big Nate Comic Strip. The only thing that’s different, Gordie and Ellen aren’t married.