Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for November 07, 2018

This too shall pass.

That was a cutting remark, Lawyer Dallas.

That little penguin is such a good and true friend.

Looking after your mates is the key to good relationships.

a knife or a quick acting laxative

16 martinis over less than four hours would render anyone completely unconscious and probably dead.

A standard martini is about 2 shots, or 3 oz, of hard liquor. 16 of those over four hours would make a “frat boy” (highest “stamina” setting) have a BAC of 0.493. http://celtickane.com/projects/blood-alcohol-content-bac-calculator/

A BAC over 0.30 is considered immediately dangerous to life.https://www.sahealth.sa.gov.au/wps/wcm/connect/public+content/sa+health+internet/health+topics/health+conditions+prevention+and+treatment/alcohol/blood+alcohol+concentration+bac+general+information

Kids, don’t try this at home!!!

Penguin Sushi.Yum ;(

That’s gonna hurt coming out.

Steve’s quite a cutup!

Maybe someone should cut him down to size.

I hope Steve gets busted big time!

Sixteen martinis?! Why is Steve still both alive and conscious?

Nowadays the key would be a fob that has 2 advantages. 1st is more comfortable on the way out and 2nd you don’t have to speed the process or cut in as you can just have a penguin passenger so it would be sensed by the car.