Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for May 04, 2021

Aw, now, Binkley, don’t worry. It’ll be a fourth story studio walkup in a Rust Belt city, and all that’ll be in the fridge are three half-empty bottles of Iron City Beer, last week’s takeout, and a bottle of sour milk.

Don’t forget the head of rotting lettuce in the crisper of the fridge.

Reminds me of the opening of “Time Bandits”, except that boy joined the adventure—what a fun movie!

Who knew Binkley was a Wayne Newton fan?

Whenever there’s a choice between doing something adventurous, meaningful and potentially life changing, versus doing nothing I actually think of this comic.

Then, I go for it. Sometime’s it’s worked out, other times not so much.

The last time I listened to someone who sold me on an endless adventure I ended up standing engine room watches for 4 years.

Kind of makes sense that Binkley would be a Wayne Newton fan. Michael probably sings “Danke Schoen” in the shower if there is enough hot water left in it after Dallas gets done with his shower “concert”.

BTW: fast forward to the Sunday strip “Opus” and Breathed tell the masses the future of Mr Binkley.

On that day, you can drink wine and watch Game Of Thrones

Join the military, who else is going to give you a machine-gun and pay you to shoot it?

Somehow “maidens” and “Madonna” don’t belong in the same comparative sentence.

He was sleeping and not working on the snail report – he should have gone …

You know those cone-shaped medieval hats that princesses wear? Madonna wears three of them.

A few will due things and have adventures that books will be written about; the rest are doomed to merely read those books and dream…

“The saddest words that ere will be are merely these: It might have been”…

Bipedal dragons? Whoo, there goes Aristotle’s concise definition of humans as “featherless bipeds”. Humans and (some) dragons aren’t really a natural taxonomic order.

Yup. That about sums up your life, future-yuppie.

Go for it, silly boy! YOLO….