Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for May 10, 2023

Try Bright Line Eating.

He could jump into the Antarctic ocean and chase fast swimming fish while simultaneously dodging orcas and leopard seals. The adrenaline alone would be enough to knock off plenty of pounds.

Little hope for penguins … or human intellect for that matter.

Who knew?…..Opus is on the Coke, Triscuits, and Wheat Thins diet, the same one I’m on!

Dr Franks Flatulance Diet stinks, even with Figs and Fogs legs – it’s just full of hot air

Dave Barry once wrote that he wanted to get in on the diet book craze but he couldn’t figure out how to turn “Eat less and exercise more.” into a 239-page book.

In the Boston aquarium one of the big draws is the penguin exhibit. They have projectors there like little gun mounts that you can put the image of a silver fish on the bottom of the pond and the penguins will go for it. you can actually seem them speed up like “I’m gonna get it this time”

My wife and I amused our selves thinking that the older penguins are standing around watching the young ones saying things like “I almost got it back in 96” “You never.”

weight loss is simply more energy out than in… Milo’s correct.

Well, golly. How about we slam down a 6-pack of Bud Light and chat about it over pickled herring?

I spent 40 minutes on a cross-trainer and burned 155 calories. Half a bran muffin lightly buttered is 190 calories. Do the math.

My wife claims I’ve been on a flatulence diet for years. And I’ve learned the hard way to never trust a fa5t.

It’s the WTFFFF diet!!!

I prefer the “eating and less exercise” diet.

Any diet that encourages farting can’t be all bad.

Eat more greens, cut down sugar to eventually nothing. And exercise more. Sugar includes high carb foods like rice, pasta, chips, crackers, potatoes, pies, cake,…

If the diet includes the requirement to chase down and catch those frogs yourself, then there is your exercise! Them frogs is fast!

And figs have lots of fiber.

Thus the flatulence!

I’m in. Gotta start catchin’ me some frogs!

Eat less and exercise? That’s so crazy it just might work!

How about eating less and exercise, Opus? (For once, Milo offers good advice….)