Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for December 14, 2023

Yeah, you don’t want the Zsa Zsa that slapped a cop and compared our justice to Nazi Germany.

Not a bad choice though if Opus was infatuated with girls of the early ‘60s he could have went with Audrey Hepburn, Sophia Loren, Ursula Andress or Jayne Mansfield as well.. In 1963, Zsa-Zsa was on her 4th or so husband out of the 9 or 10 she accumulated over her almost 100 years of life. Then again, didn’t Opus have a thing for Barbara Walters as well?

Eva was hotter.

Bang bang Zsa Zsa’s silver hammer came down, upon his head….

Dahhrling.

Opus forgot to write the sledgehammer out of the script.

It doesn’t matter what the sociopath looks like when they’re swinging that sledge hammer.

In the 1980s, when Nick at Night was running Green Acres reruns, it had to create a commercial pointing out that the show starred Ava Gabor, not Zsa Zsa Gabor. The tagline, as I recall, was “Ava won’t hurt you.”

Really? Not Diane Sawyer?

I wanna be….your sledgehammer

I’d still go with Racquel Welch

That’s right, Opus

Switch out that nice good-ol-boy for someone of the more dangerous sex!

I’m sure that won’t end poorly!

How about Rita Hayworth, ca. 1946?

All you guys should butt out. Opus picked circa 1963 Zsa Zsa, so deal with it. Hahaha!

She still has the sledge hammer

I remember Zsa Zsa falling in love with the Professor in an episode of Gilligan’s Island.

Make Mr. Penguin Opus permanent Number One Script Writer for this Bloom County strip! STAT!

Some magic pen and paper there. Got some extra to share Opus?