Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 15, 2010

Now, if he’d take the keys out of his pocket, he’d probably lose 5 more pounds!

Was that British money?

The government does that for you!

Stop eating at Roz’s and your wallet will stay the same size will you start shrinking incredibly fast.

here in Hawaii we eat purple colored okinawan sweet potato. it’s good stuff.

sort of like a woman cleaning out her purse ; )

Maybe get rid of your car and start walking

Or may be spread your wings and fly.

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what color do you dye grapes and eggplant?

@whmlll-Having been rather substantial most of my life, push aways are not simple, they have to be timed just so.

thought he was gonna say he took a dump!

@jimpow–That one is just short of a flag, and older than I am.

Agreed, John Pike.

That wouldn’t work with me. I’d just think that I’d spilled wine on my dinner.