Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for May 27, 2016
May 26, 2016
May 28, 2016
Transcript:
bernice: piro! hi!
piro: i saw your poster. what film are you showing?
bernice: uh...guess!
piro: well, my favorite's "nosferatu"
bernice: that's the one!!
piro: cool! see you there
Which brings up the question: isn’t this in fact the way that college students watch movies nowadays, each one watching their own selections on their own screens any time they want, instead of gathering together at a specified time and place to watch a film chosen by someone else?
The film is being shown on Monday. That gives Piro 4 days to tell all his friends that one of the all-time classic horror flicks will be shown in the dorm commons. Since Piro knows a lot of people (by virtue of imposing on them for a place to sleep), he may invite a lot of folks who will be interested in seeing the film.
I agree, that film is a classic, probably the first horror film ever made, and even though its about a century old it’s still very scary. Bernice will probably get the opportunity to move right next to Piro because of how she would be startled. I wonder though if the storyline is that more people would actually want to see Nosferatu, than Barberella. That will be a problem I think.
The thing about movies is you don’t spend any time actually interacting with your (for lack of a better word) date. Have fun while Piro watches the movie, Bern. Better have a followup over coffee, if he’d even stand still for it.
Piro is a rather unique character. I get the feeling that most college students these days would be like, “Nose for rat who?” (Gesundheit) and would have to google it.
Ok folks, here’s my prediction. She will totally blow this by: 1-the film not being available2-he brings a girlfriend3-he brings a lot of friends4-the guy who likes her comes and ruin the whole plan.
What could possibly go wrong?Item #74 Because of a mechanical problem, the sound is working fine, but there is no video.Item #75 Bernice mistakenly downloads “Nosferatu” with subtitles in Hungarian.Item #76 All the digital projectors are in use for that night, so they stream the video on Bernice’s iPhone. This actually works out okay.
Years ago I hosted a film party to watch the classic movie “Woman of the Dunes”. The action occurs mostly at night, and the video tape was so bad nobody could make out any of the action, even three feet away, but everyone could perfectly hear the excited talking in Japanese. Oh well, the pizza was good.
For all the posters who are suggesting that Piro will bring a girlfriend (or is gay and will bring his guy with him), please consider this: if he already had that kind of relationship, would he be continually looking for places to crash each night?
Actually, this would be an opportunity for Evans to expand the variety of his cast members, if a hearing-disabled student shows up to watch the silent movie.
What if Piro and Bernice comprise the wrong couple to watch in relation to these movies? Imagine naive Tiff and Gunther going to Barbarella where they become curious but embarrassed, only to sneak in late to Nosferatu where they wind up holding each other from fear.
I was using the microwave type for a long time, till I started feeling like I needed to do smaller portions for snacking late at night. They used to make smaller bags, but I haven’t seen them around in a while. So I started just throwing some generic popping corn into a brown paper bag and microwaving it; sure enough it worked, I can make less at a time if I wish, and I top it with real melted butter. Now when I go back to the prepackaged microwave type it sorta tastes artificial.
If the springs storms don’t stop, we will all have to think about building the ark, and none of this will matter.
Except that we have established in the past that the strip is set somewhere in Southern California, where we didn’t have the spring storms this year..OTOH, since the wedding is now apparently set for December, there could be early winter rainstorms to contend with (if we’re lucky).
Kymberleigh said, @Frank FarkelI’m trying to remember the last time there was a strip with Brad/Toni at the fire station.—————————Not too long back, we had a full week of “cat in the tree” chatting at the Station..Let’s forget the Fire Station.
Shouldn’t we all be happy that Bernice has happiness now?(Later, maybe not, but she has it now.)And as far as the storyline goes, she stole Piro from Tiffany!!!
I like Bernie’s Happy Dance (panel 4), but consider it premature. The plan has not yet succeeded, Bernice. Wait until you actually have Piro seated next to you in a darkened room….
Question for the historians. Bernic’s happy dance reminds me of a dance Delta was teaching them long ago but i do not know if i am right. Am i right, or just misremembering?
There was a reference to a transgender person in the strip less than two months ago, although the person was only referred to and didn’t actually appear:
I have a relatively new Panasonic and it has a button to push to change power levels. P10 is full-power (default), P3 is defrost..It replaced another Panasonic that I had for over ten years and it also had a button that cycled through power levels, although its display gave actual names to the levels..My current one also has a Popcorn button which sets power level and time for a typical microwave popcorn package.
So, strange. I noticed that the count had gone up by about 20 so began reading, but it appears that Go Comics plugged a string of posts into the middle of the sequence as well as the end. So, there were no new posts. It is a smaller version of that day it duplicated every post for about two hours.
In yesterday’s strip, Bernice was trying to deter Tiffany from coming to her silent movie showing, although she didn’t express herself clearly (presumably because she couldn’t articulate a good reason for Tiffany not to come).
Calling this now, Piro is actually ASEXUAL and just doesn’t really care about love and relationships and that crap. He just likes crashing at places like the freeloader that he is.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
Now good luck finding that film, Bernice.
keema70 over 8 years ago
I can’t believe that no other students in the dorm would be interested in the silent film other than Piro.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Which brings up the question: isn’t this in fact the way that college students watch movies nowadays, each one watching their own selections on their own screens any time they want, instead of gathering together at a specified time and place to watch a film chosen by someone else?
seismic-2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
The film is being shown on Monday. That gives Piro 4 days to tell all his friends that one of the all-time classic horror flicks will be shown in the dorm commons. Since Piro knows a lot of people (by virtue of imposing on them for a place to sleep), he may invite a lot of folks who will be interested in seeing the film.
luann1212 over 8 years ago
RH3 over 8 years ago
Still the creepiest vampire.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 8 years ago
PLEASE Gaw, Don’t let Gunther Show up at the Silent Film and have some angry folks here, say He “ruined the moment” for these two.
The POOR Guy has Suffered ENOUGH as it Is….,
overtherainbow over 8 years ago
The thing about movies is you don’t spend any time actually interacting with your (for lack of a better word) date. Have fun while Piro watches the movie, Bern. Better have a followup over coffee, if he’d even stand still for it.
Airman over 8 years ago
You don’t have to be a psychic to know the future of this whole thing. It’s going down, big time.
A R V reader over 8 years ago
Bernice didn’t have a clue about ’’Barbarella’’. Does she have any idea what ’’Nosferatu’’ is?
Ruth Brown over 8 years ago
Bern faked Piro into telling her what movie he wanted to see. Well played.
Bill Thompson over 8 years ago
headdeskheaddeskheaddeskheaddeskheaddeskheaddeskheaddeskheaddeskheaddeskheaddesk
Mooshki Premium Member over 8 years ago
I have my dad’s old print of Nosferatu if she needs to borrow it.
flowerladytoo over 8 years ago
Scariest “scary” movie character I’ve ever seen. That portrayal of Dracula is the best! He’s ultra creepy.
pulpitpoundingpoliticalpundit over 8 years ago
You are EVIL!!! LOL
kaystari Premium Member over 8 years ago
doesn’t that star ever grow in? does it shave it daily?
Willywise52 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Piro may be gay.
thomas93 over 8 years ago
What if piro brings a date to the movie?!
StoicLion1973 over 8 years ago
I don’t know why but I’m hoping this goes very badly for Bernice.
æ² over 8 years ago
Piro is a rather unique character. I get the feeling that most college students these days would be like, “Nose for rat who?” (Gesundheit) and would have to google it.
barister over 8 years ago
Ok folks, here’s my prediction. She will totally blow this by: 1-the film not being available2-he brings a girlfriend3-he brings a lot of friends4-the guy who likes her comes and ruin the whole plan.
comicboyz over 8 years ago
Bernice is going to be crushed when Piro shows up with his significant other.
Luanaphile over 8 years ago
What could possibly go wrong?Item #74 Because of a mechanical problem, the sound is working fine, but there is no video.Item #75 Bernice mistakenly downloads “Nosferatu” with subtitles in Hungarian.Item #76 All the digital projectors are in use for that night, so they stream the video on Bernice’s iPhone. This actually works out okay.
BJShipley1 over 8 years ago
Or she could try being honest about her feelings and intentions. Just a thought.
maverick1usa over 8 years ago
I don’t recall Bernice’s name being on the poster so how did Piro know it was hers?
Luanaphile over 8 years ago
Years ago I hosted a film party to watch the classic movie “Woman of the Dunes”. The action occurs mostly at night, and the video tape was so bad nobody could make out any of the action, even three feet away, but everyone could perfectly hear the excited talking in Japanese. Oh well, the pizza was good.
notbornyesterday over 8 years ago
will there be a post ten p.m. “showing” ?
kaffekup over 8 years ago
Fortunately, Bern was able to find out the name of a silent film. Otherwise, she’d wind up showing Mel Brooks’ “Silent Movie”.
edge2edge over 8 years ago
Oh yeah Bern, shake that baby maker.
raindog2112 over 8 years ago
She’s going to talk all the way through the movie and doom the relationship before it begins…Yes, I know it’s a silent movie…
kimba999 over 8 years ago
Does one film constitute a “fest”?
Schrodinger's Dog over 8 years ago
actually 2 gay characters: Prudence, and the Captain at the Fire Station.
Tim in Sacramento Premium Member over 8 years ago
I bet he brings all his friends and his girlfriend.
Argy.Bargy2 over 8 years ago
For all the posters who are suggesting that Piro will bring a girlfriend (or is gay and will bring his guy with him), please consider this: if he already had that kind of relationship, would he be continually looking for places to crash each night?
phlash over 8 years ago
…and then the goth guild shows up
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Pathetic, just pathetic.
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
You have not had power levels on your microwaves? We have for decades.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Actually, this would be an opportunity for Evans to expand the variety of his cast members, if a hearing-disabled student shows up to watch the silent movie.
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
What if Piro and Bernice comprise the wrong couple to watch in relation to these movies? Imagine naive Tiff and Gunther going to Barbarella where they become curious but embarrassed, only to sneak in late to Nosferatu where they wind up holding each other from fear.
cdgar over 8 years ago
Wait until the vice squad shows up. Bernice will make the cover of National Enquirer. “College Party Girl…….”
lrideou over 8 years ago
That’s all I could stand of it. . .
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
We use the Presto Power Pop for microwave popcorn. So we use plain popcorn kernels and season it as desired.
Schrodinger's Dog over 8 years ago
I was using the microwave type for a long time, till I started feeling like I needed to do smaller portions for snacking late at night. They used to make smaller bags, but I haven’t seen them around in a while. So I started just throwing some generic popping corn into a brown paper bag and microwaving it; sure enough it worked, I can make less at a time if I wish, and I top it with real melted butter. Now when I go back to the prepackaged microwave type it sorta tastes artificial.
sffilk over 8 years ago
She’s in love?
area51fan over 8 years ago
What’s up with Toni and Brad? Haven’t heard from/about them in ages!
Kymberleigh over 8 years ago
I’m trying to remember the last time there was a strip with Brad/Toni at the fire station.
It was January 13 & 14 of this year, when they were trying to set a date for their wedding.Kymberleigh over 8 years ago
If the springs storms don’t stop, we will all have to think about building the ark, and none of this will matter.
Except that we have established in the past that the strip is set somewhere in Southern California, where we didn’t have the spring storms this year..OTOH, since the wedding is now apparently set for December, there could be early winter rainstorms to contend with (if we’re lucky).doverdan over 8 years ago
Kymberleigh said, @Frank FarkelI’m trying to remember the last time there was a strip with Brad/Toni at the fire station.—————————Not too long back, we had a full week of “cat in the tree” chatting at the Station..Let’s forget the Fire Station.
Schrodinger's Dog over 8 years ago
is it really so hard to just say “Hey, wanna go get coffee sometime?”
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 8 years ago
Tomorrow — Bernice tries to find a copy of “Nosferatu.”
Ken Otwell over 8 years ago
lol .. I Love that last panel. Bernie is getting her cool on!
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Shouldn’t we all be happy that Bernice has happiness now?(Later, maybe not, but she has it now.)And as far as the storyline goes, she stole Piro from Tiffany!!!
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
I like Bernie’s Happy Dance (panel 4), but consider it premature. The plan has not yet succeeded, Bernice. Wait until you actually have Piro seated next to you in a darkened room….
Asharah over 8 years ago
I checked, it’s available on youtube.
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
Question for the historians. Bernic’s happy dance reminds me of a dance Delta was teaching them long ago but i do not know if i am right. Am i right, or just misremembering?
Kymberleigh over 8 years ago
I was talking spring storms in Texas, the plains and the southeast.
Texas, the Plains states, and the Southeast do not exist in the Luanniverse.gromit82 over 8 years ago
There was a reference to a transgender person in the strip less than two months ago, although the person was only referred to and didn’t actually appear:
Cat Hammer over 8 years ago
Stretch things out by running a double feature with “Shadow of the Vampire”. Yeah, I know it’s not silent, but still…
Spade Jr. over 8 years ago
Or “Cabinet of Dr. Caligari.” What a weird film that was and still is even by today’s standards.
Kymberleigh over 8 years ago
I have a relatively new Panasonic and it has a button to push to change power levels. P10 is full-power (default), P3 is defrost..It replaced another Panasonic that I had for over ten years and it also had a button that cycled through power levels, although its display gave actual names to the levels..My current one also has a Popcorn button which sets power level and time for a typical microwave popcorn package.
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
So, strange. I noticed that the count had gone up by about 20 so began reading, but it appears that Go Comics plugged a string of posts into the middle of the sequence as well as the end. So, there were no new posts. It is a smaller version of that day it duplicated every post for about two hours.
gromit82 over 8 years ago
In yesterday’s strip, Bernice was trying to deter Tiffany from coming to her silent movie showing, although she didn’t express herself clearly (presumably because she couldn’t articulate a good reason for Tiffany not to come).
kstewskis over 8 years ago
I have a copy of that film on DVD, Bernice. Wanna borrow it? LOL
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
Spoiler: oh, oh. Tiff has a plan to help her current best friend and it involves movie night…
CartoonEric over 8 years ago
Calling this now, Piro is actually ASEXUAL and just doesn’t really care about love and relationships and that crap. He just likes crashing at places like the freeloader that he is.
31768 over 8 years ago
im sure we will see the beginning of “Berniro” and of ""Gunthyffany"