Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 15, 2016

You must Gnarfle the Garthok!

We want details!All of them.

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They should turn the other cheek.

No wise cracks, fellow Froggies! Indeed, only bare-naked offenders face the sentence of death. Even behind their backs, let us express our forgiveness….

My current theory is that the clear and present political divide is actually the intergluteal cleft of a plumber performing “necessary adjustments and upgrades” to our system for money flushing and improving the handling of government waste. That the bill will kill us is always a distinct possibility, where “necessary” includes the use of precious metals and other seeming excessive accouterments which should normally be out of place for such a purpose.

Bare the truth. It will set you free. Well… there’s that whole death thing… but you know what I mean.

It is becoming a Regular thing. Nixon was the Plumbers Oats guy, after all. Some problems are unsolvable, but others may be remedied with insoluble fiber.

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Is that the same as Mooning with Intent? (Or is that Mooning within Tent?)

Things were looking grim for our heroes, as even the power of their tonsures was not enough to thwart the evil plans of Doctor Gluteus. Is this the end of the Teen Tonsure Team?Tune in again on the next woodcut to find out!

Microsoft has given no firm release date for Crackdown 3, saying only that it will be “sometime in 2016”. We can only hope they don’t pull the plug on it and sentence Crackdown 3 to death before it can be finished. Crackdown 3 is supposed to feature “total destruction”, in which any portion of the gaming environment is subject to the game physics, not just specific elements.Total Environmental Destruction.People cannot wait.

What’s you get for pooping on everybody’s parties.

The Three LarrysOpening for One Night Only at the Auto de Fay .

These may be dope smugglers. How “crack cocaine” got its name.