Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 09, 2016
June 08, 2016
June 10, 2016
Transcript:
Rat: This is my friend, Tom. He works in the film industry.
Goat: Wow, you seem young, but you have a very firm handshake. What do you do in films?
Tom: Best boy grip.
Goat: I see.
Tom: So mostly I just go around shaking hands.
We had an exec come to our hospital to determine what he was getting for what he paid us. I’d met him, so I warned everybody he had a bone crushing handshake. They appreciated it.
aardvarkseyes over 8 years ago
That’s NOT what grips do!
knight1192a over 8 years ago
I guess he’s turning a strip from, what, last week into a series.
Sherlock Watson over 8 years ago
Is it true that “best boy grip” can make you go blind?
Bilan over 8 years ago
Rat, now try to tell him he shouldn’t be in the credits.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago
I always aspired to be the dolly grip. This is Dolly:
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Tom? Tom Thumb?“Best Boy Grip”? Really? (See blunebottle’s comment, above.)
eddie6192 over 8 years ago
Rat has a friend??!!!
Lukefunnies over 8 years ago
He looks almost like Timmy Failure.
Chad Cheetah over 8 years ago
Tommy Failure!
Steverino Premium Member over 8 years ago
I was losing it and someone told me to get a grip…
So I went to the nearest movie set.
Darsan54 Premium Member over 8 years ago
I always wondered about what you did for that credit.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 8 years ago
Today’s travesty could be the closest Steph comes to “getting a grip”!
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
He’s no grip. Maybe a Teamster, though.
kaffekup over 8 years ago
We had an exec come to our hospital to determine what he was getting for what he paid us. I’d met him, so I warned everybody he had a bone crushing handshake. They appreciated it.
Stream of conscience over 8 years ago
I miss the crocs.
CCRock Premium Member over 8 years ago
I have always wondered. Now I know.
Lamberger over 8 years ago
What do call the guy who goes around spraying all the brightwork so it doesn’t flare up in the stage lighting?
Number Three over 8 years ago
Cute!
xxx
BrianTurks10 over 8 years ago
GET A GIRP ON DES PUNS STUF