Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 24, 2016

Yeah, I’m going to claim lactose intolerance and say that it DOES cause those nasty things.

Sold by Cherokee, Gypsy’s, Tramp’s, and Chief’s.

No whey?!!

Lactation station.

Today, we have Ensure® for the invalids and hunger strike terrorists. Infant formula is a big black market item, though. It is stolen and resold at a quite unusual rate.

I am suspicious. I think someone has tampered with this honest advertisement. Oysters and potato salad?!

Irregular Bowels would be a good name for a ’70s British street punk band.

don’t ever leave out the deviled eggs,chicken,oysters and potato salad.

Irregular Bowels have to be assumed

Those were the “Good Old Days”

You wouldn’t happen to have a cure for Cholera Old-fartum, would you?

You know what else needs an expiration date?This comic!

That add just oozes charm.

Sugar is the most important part of a nutritious breakfast.Orioles and Hummingbirds, were they able to sit still long enough to be surveyed, would certainly agree.

Pro Tip:Whenever possible, throw in some Latin or Greek. Doctors use it a lot, and it makes you seem educated.It is the milk sugar of Blarney.