One thing missing. The bones of the latest victims should be arranged in a supportive and enthusiastic display of approval of the drive to Make America Bearable.They won’t be getting the steak, so really sell that sizzle.
I used to wonder if people actually believed what they saw on TV news or read in the newspaper or heard in gossip or dare I sat it – from the pulpit.. Given recent poll results, I’m no longer wondering.
It’s still a fact that just a couple of our mass murderers, like Dahmer and Gacy have killed and eaten more people than all the bears in US History. Like cougars (around 25 kills) and wolves (total of ONE kill on a human, in Alaska) Americans’ fear of “wild” animals is totally out of reason, though with our pesticides we ARE threatening to wipe out the bees, which do indeed kill more people than bears, cougars, wolves, and all mammal predators combined, every year.
But Trump is offering the people of America hope, and change. That has never been done before. There is no time in America where any politician has been able to promise that prosperity is right around the corner.This is all Brand New, and Improved!
Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago
Wileybears!
Bilan over 8 years ago
Good timing too. In an election year, people will believe anything.
dnihilist over 8 years ago
Haha, trucker caps.
solitaire554 over 8 years ago
Yeah, just like “hope and change”
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
One thing missing. The bones of the latest victims should be arranged in a supportive and enthusiastic display of approval of the drive to Make America Bearable.They won’t be getting the steak, so really sell that sizzle.
tinmanzzz over 8 years ago
When your only other choice is the “Wicked Witch”, then even the Devil will look good. Just saying…..
Varnes over 8 years ago
The bears have such pleasant faces……I’d love to have a beer with those bears!….Man, I’d probably fall for a sign that said free bear beer….
whiteheron over 8 years ago
And it is all FREE !
tripwire45 over 8 years ago
I’m no Trump fan but I can pretty much guess Wiley has bought into Hillary hook, line, and sinker.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 8 years ago
Okay I’m not going to start another falling out again like last week, so let’s just move on…
Dr_Zinj over 8 years ago
Like all good predators, they’re culling the old, weak, infirm, and stupid.
epage20169 over 8 years ago
Thinking Trump supporters are gullible idiots is not the same as “buying into Hillary”.
SkyFisher over 8 years ago
Did you guys know “gullible” is not in the dictionary?
dabugger over 8 years ago
Showing the absurdity of gullibility. I can bear that. Only promise is just eating at me. Truth is too rare to be allowed.
Can't Sleep over 8 years ago
They even have a book to go along with the sign – “To Serve Man.”
mourdac Premium Member over 8 years ago
Score another for Mr. Wiley.
Linda Pearson over 8 years ago
Hits the nail right on the head!! Thanks for this one Mr. Wiley!!
palos over 8 years ago
Does anyone else find it strange that both bears are named Gullibility?
bj_strickland over 8 years ago
Every time I see a Wileybear, I chuckle. Wileybears and my granddaughter’s smiling face make any day a better one. Thank you Mr. Miller!
SkyFisher over 8 years ago
No, really, “gullible” isn’t in the dictionary!
BTW: I have this bridge for sale…
Varnes over 8 years ago
What kind of a horrible creature wears a red ball cap?
hippogriff over 8 years ago
cessna172You mean that Wiley bears are gullible gobblable? A turkey suggested that may be.
todyoung over 8 years ago
Is Granny standing in Grampa’s pockets? Are the “Ursus Wileyus”es salivating? Inquiring minds want to know.
lin4869 over 8 years ago
Love those bears!
zeexenon over 8 years ago
I got a bit fire engine red cap when we bought our Toyota, but our family won’t let me wear it.
dflak over 8 years ago
I used to wonder if people actually believed what they saw on TV news or read in the newspaper or heard in gossip or dare I sat it – from the pulpit.. Given recent poll results, I’m no longer wondering.
Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago
The best response is something like “Yeah, right. Pull the other one.”
Dtroutma over 8 years ago
It’s still a fact that just a couple of our mass murderers, like Dahmer and Gacy have killed and eaten more people than all the bears in US History. Like cougars (around 25 kills) and wolves (total of ONE kill on a human, in Alaska) Americans’ fear of “wild” animals is totally out of reason, though with our pesticides we ARE threatening to wipe out the bees, which do indeed kill more people than bears, cougars, wolves, and all mammal predators combined, every year.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
But Trump is offering the people of America hope, and change. That has never been done before. There is no time in America where any politician has been able to promise that prosperity is right around the corner.This is all Brand New, and Improved!
Mr.doom over 8 years ago
About as useless as Hope and Change.
lindz.coop Premium Member over 8 years ago
If only…..
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
We are ready to scale the aquatic Anguilliformes when we come to them.It is time for a nude eel!
Will E. Makeit Premium Member over 8 years ago
The insatiable appetite of gullibility….as in “Hope and Change”?