Bartender: Sure it's stupid and unreasonable, but with any luck, I'll never need to clean a restroom again.
Caption: Surrender in the bathroom war.
Sign reads: Must show a passport and birth certificate to use the restrooms.
In some states, it’s possible for post-op TGs to get their birth certificates modified to show their assigned gender.Which will drive the potty police nut cases further over the edge.
A child is abducted in the US every 15 seconds…. while i do NOT think tg’s will be abducting kids..i do think those that want to do so will take advantage of this to get at children ….
funny how no one ever talks about the very real risks to children.
Wiley is at his least funny when he strains too hard to virtue-signal his political correctness. I wonder how much mileage he can squeeze out of the same joke.
Why is luck needed? Adding ‘with any luck’ reduces the statement being made on the – how to enforce law – and the ignorance and prejudice of those who support it.
I know a couple of transgender women…they’d be much more interested in getting their lipstick on straight than using the restroom for nefarious purposes….
Translation:Pointing out bigotry is “political correctness”.The word “bigotry,” like “sexism,” “racism,” and “[fill-in-the-blank]-phobia,” appears to be one of those Humpty-Dumpty words that mean whatever I choose them to mean. Segregating multi-user restrooms by sex has been going on for a long time. Only recently has it been called “bigotry.”
Many, many years ago I worked at a hotel in Flagstaff, Arizona that had a bar which was the favorite watering hole of Flagstaff’s movers and shaker, cowboys and collegiates and assorted local characters.
The restrooms had combination locks on the doors !
Ostensibly, because the restrooms were for the use of the patrons, only. In reality, it was to keep Navajos walking in off the street, from using them.
According to Governor McCrory (R – NC), the reason for the North Carolina “bathroom bill” is to protect little girls. We don’t want men who think they are women going to the little girls’ room. They should go to the little boys’ room.
Apparently (1) all transgender people are automatically sex offender and pedophiles, and (2) if they are, then why don’t little boys need protection?
You are all welcome to come visit us here in good ole North Carolina, as long as you are not gay, bi-sexual, transgendered, Muslim, a refugee, an immigrant (illegal or otherwise), Hispanic, a Yankee, a Democrat or a Catholic. Well heck, if you ain;t a right-wing, ultraconservative cross-burner, we don’t need you kind ‘round here. Y’all have a nice day now, y’hear?
I am sure embarrassed to admit that I live in North Carolina. I’m tired of trying to explain what goes on down here to civilized people.You are free to move to where “civilized people” live. I moved from such a place.
Started putting in “unisex” bathrooms decades ago. It’’s also the cheapest way for someone to upgrade building bathrooms in old buildings to meet the Americans With Disabilities Act: you just need one unisex equipped to handle the disabled, and everyone ELSE!! It’s also called, a locking room.
Hey NC Geezer, do you know the meaning of the word Ultracrepidarianism? It means giving an opinion or advice on matters about which one knows nothing.
Do you know the difference between gay/lesbian, bi-sexual, transgender or even transvestite? I do. Do you actually know people who fit into any of the above categories? I do.
Do you personally know any Muslims? I do? Have you ever been to a mosque? I have. Have you ever read the Quran? I have (only parts and only in English – it’s a work in progress).
Do you know the difference between refugee status, asylum status and immigration status? I do.
Have you ever lived in a foreign country where not only do you not speak the language but you can’t even read the alphabet and no matter how intelligent you might be, you are illiterate? I have.
So when I express my opinion it’s based on personal observation. On what do your base your opinions: Wikipedia? < Citation Needed >.
Once more the "moral superiority of “liberal progressives” that Enjoy telling all the we should love everybody and then curse, ridicule, attempt to shame, anybody who doesn’t think as they do.And Wiley, there is nothing Democratic about the Democrat party. Just ask Bernie.
NYC just passed a law requiring all single occupancy toilets to be unisex.Which is how it always should’ve been.I thought the discussion was about whether multi-user restrooms shoud be multisex, not whether single occupancy toilets should be unisex.
And those who feel compelled to change their sex? That is where the bigotry is.I thought it was biologically impossible to change one’s sex. I think dysphoria is about “gender identity.”
So when I express my opinion it’s based on personal observation. On what do your base your opinions: Wikipedia?How familiar are you with my knowledge and experience? Personal observation? On what do you base your implied assertion that my (unquoted) “opinions” concern matters about which I know nothing?
Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago
zekepotato over 8 years ago
how?
Bilan over 8 years ago
The alternative to “never needing to clean the restroom” seems worse.
Gigantor over 8 years ago
There are public restrooms in NYC. Don’t let Night-Gaunt scare you. As one example, everybody knows Starbucks has them.
braindead Premium Member over 8 years ago
Can’t you just show your NRA card?
Superfrog over 8 years ago
Is there any other country in the world where this is an issue?
Watcher over 8 years ago
China. There restrooms are squat toilets and don’t ask about the school restrooms or public ones let alone the ones on the train.
Varnes over 8 years ago
Please leave the seat up or down….
Can't Sleep over 8 years ago
In some states, it’s possible for post-op TGs to get their birth certificates modified to show their assigned gender.Which will drive the potty police nut cases further over the edge.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
Restrooms Are For Patrons ONLY.Single Occupancy Required Unless Accompanied.……………..That ought to hold them.
cdward over 8 years ago
Not quite true. If I go to a restaurant in New York, I’ll find a restroom.
pbarnrob over 8 years ago
His business may drop off, as word gets around.There’s a good reason restaurant+bar restrooms are next to the bar.
Say What? Premium Member over 8 years ago
If that’s the case, the bartender may want to take the empty glasses back as soon as the patrons are finished their drinks.
Greshnab over 8 years ago
A child is abducted in the US every 15 seconds…. while i do NOT think tg’s will be abducting kids..i do think those that want to do so will take advantage of this to get at children ….
funny how no one ever talks about the very real risks to children.
Geezer over 8 years ago
Wiley is at his least funny when he strains too hard to virtue-signal his political correctness. I wonder how much mileage he can squeeze out of the same joke.
Varnes over 8 years ago
Why aren’t there any beds in rest rooms?….And what’s with all the toilets….?
dabugger over 8 years ago
Just imagine what could have been done with the wasted concern because of meaningless anxiety.
Dani Rice over 8 years ago
Just have one restroom with a lock on the door. Hospitals do it all the time.
The Jeep Guy Premium Member over 8 years ago
EDIT: with any luck
Why is luck needed? Adding ‘with any luck’ reduces the statement being made on the – how to enforce law – and the ignorance and prejudice of those who support it.
magicwalnut over 8 years ago
I know a couple of transgender women…they’d be much more interested in getting their lipstick on straight than using the restroom for nefarious purposes….
KEA over 8 years ago
I think the whole bathroom flap is just another excuse to avoid trying to solve REAL problems.
Geezer over 8 years ago
Translation:Pointing out bigotry is “political correctness”.The word “bigotry,” like “sexism,” “racism,” and “[fill-in-the-blank]-phobia,” appears to be one of those Humpty-Dumpty words that mean whatever I choose them to mean. Segregating multi-user restrooms by sex has been going on for a long time. Only recently has it been called “bigotry.”
Ginrummy33 over 8 years ago
Florida law says if you have a business open to the public you have to provide a public rest room. No “private only” no “purchase necessary” to use.
Geezer over 8 years ago
In Japan many restrooms are unisex. No one thinks anything about it.Only many? Why not all?
Geezer over 8 years ago
and who says the rest of NC is embarrassed?Amen, sister; you beat me to it.
hippogriff over 8 years ago
BrassOrchidPatrons? Doesn’t banning matrons violate Title IX?
Linguist over 8 years ago
Many, many years ago I worked at a hotel in Flagstaff, Arizona that had a bar which was the favorite watering hole of Flagstaff’s movers and shaker, cowboys and collegiates and assorted local characters.
The restrooms had combination locks on the doors !
Ostensibly, because the restrooms were for the use of the patrons, only. In reality, it was to keep Navajos walking in off the street, from using them.
dflak over 8 years ago
According to Governor McCrory (R – NC), the reason for the North Carolina “bathroom bill” is to protect little girls. We don’t want men who think they are women going to the little girls’ room. They should go to the little boys’ room.
Apparently (1) all transgender people are automatically sex offender and pedophiles, and (2) if they are, then why don’t little boys need protection?
You are all welcome to come visit us here in good ole North Carolina, as long as you are not gay, bi-sexual, transgendered, Muslim, a refugee, an immigrant (illegal or otherwise), Hispanic, a Yankee, a Democrat or a Catholic. Well heck, if you ain;t a right-wing, ultraconservative cross-burner, we don’t need you kind ‘round here. Y’all have a nice day now, y’hear?
kaffekup over 8 years ago
And I worked at a bar whose bathrooms were Clams and Oysters. “What am I, a clam or an oyster?”The answer was always, “What do you feel like?”
carlzr over 8 years ago
I knew Miller was a liberal. I didn’t realize he was a whore for the Democrats.
Maizing over 8 years ago
I still think that the best solution is single occupancy unisex bathrooms.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
It’s like driving a lawn mower past a hive full of radicalized bees.
Geezer over 8 years ago
I am sure embarrassed to admit that I live in North Carolina. I’m tired of trying to explain what goes on down here to civilized people.You are free to move to where “civilized people” live. I moved from such a place.
Geezer over 8 years ago
I still think that the best solution is single occupancy unisex bathrooms.Legally mandated?
JP Steve Premium Member over 8 years ago
People who are different to me are more likely to commit rape, murder, kidnap, child molestation and leave the seat up. Well known fact.
Dtroutma over 8 years ago
Started putting in “unisex” bathrooms decades ago. It’’s also the cheapest way for someone to upgrade building bathrooms in old buildings to meet the Americans With Disabilities Act: you just need one unisex equipped to handle the disabled, and everyone ELSE!! It’s also called, a locking room.
rickray777 over 8 years ago
You know, Mr. Bartender, you might just have to say goodbye to a few customers!
dflak over 8 years ago
Hey NC Geezer, do you know the meaning of the word Ultracrepidarianism? It means giving an opinion or advice on matters about which one knows nothing.
Do you know the difference between gay/lesbian, bi-sexual, transgender or even transvestite? I do. Do you actually know people who fit into any of the above categories? I do.
Do you personally know any Muslims? I do? Have you ever been to a mosque? I have. Have you ever read the Quran? I have (only parts and only in English – it’s a work in progress).
Do you know the difference between refugee status, asylum status and immigration status? I do.
Have you ever lived in a foreign country where not only do you not speak the language but you can’t even read the alphabet and no matter how intelligent you might be, you are illiterate? I have.
So when I express my opinion it’s based on personal observation. On what do your base your opinions: Wikipedia? < Citation Needed >.
brain Les over 8 years ago
I still think they should have A. Standing only urinating roomsB. Sitting only urinating rooms…
whiteheron over 8 years ago
Once more the "moral superiority of “liberal progressives” that Enjoy telling all the we should love everybody and then curse, ridicule, attempt to shame, anybody who doesn’t think as they do.And Wiley, there is nothing Democratic about the Democrat party. Just ask Bernie.
Geezer over 8 years ago
NYC just passed a law requiring all single occupancy toilets to be unisex.Which is how it always should’ve been.I thought the discussion was about whether multi-user restrooms shoud be multisex, not whether single occupancy toilets should be unisex.
Geezer over 8 years ago
Yes, and that wouldn’t be in Germany in the 1930’s.North Carolina is not “Germany in the 1930’s”.
Geezer over 8 years ago
And those who feel compelled to change their sex? That is where the bigotry is.I thought it was biologically impossible to change one’s sex. I think dysphoria is about “gender identity.”
Geezer over 8 years ago
So when I express my opinion it’s based on personal observation. On what do your base your opinions: Wikipedia?How familiar are you with my knowledge and experience? Personal observation? On what do you base your implied assertion that my (unquoted) “opinions” concern matters about which I know nothing?
Waddling Eagle over 8 years ago
So dishonest. North Carolina is demanding nothing of the kind.