Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 23, 2016
June 22, 2016
June 24, 2016
Transcript:
Marigold: My sister Florence has sent me a brochure for a UNICORN SUMMER CAMP. Would you like to go? Phoebe: But I'm not a unicorn. Marigold: This camp has an exchange program, in which they accept the disadvantaged such as yourself. Phoebe: That's...cool and also kind of insulting. Marigold: Your failure to be a unicorn is not OUR fault.
Averagemoe over 8 years ago
The Unicorn Kingdom is on the other side of a portal of sorts. Perhaps they macic-ed it up from their side and invaded us.
Wilde Bill over 8 years ago
Is my failure to know any unicorns not-your-fault as well?
gammaguy over 8 years ago
Her failure to be a unicorn is obviously due to her poor choice of parents.
DDrazen over 8 years ago
I went to the wrong summer camps.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
Do they take in middle-aged men?
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
Agreed Unicorn.
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
Maybe it’s not your fault, but it isn’t our fault either the way we are born. Talk about narcissistic.
scyphi26 over 8 years ago
Unicorns; being racist with style and sparkles.
tjimlee over 8 years ago
I, for one, will welcome our Unicorn overlords!
Wichita1.0 over 8 years ago
Besides, unicorn ringtoss can lead to headaches if you have the “pole” position.
Khatkhattu Premium Member over 8 years ago
Simpler days, I remember camping out overnight underneath a huge wild cherry tree and watching the fireflies. I was fortunate that we had a library truck that stopped two blocks from my home every Friday. Would make the trek down and come back with 8-10 books that would be read by the next week. The driver knew my likes and would load up some just for me. Generally science fiction-Isaac Asimov, Andre Norton, A. M. LIghtner, Heinlein, Anderson, Laumer. Also history and some general fiction.
Monster Hesh over 8 years ago
“Gosh, will they send a special bus for me?”