Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for July 23, 2016

I sense a theme.

Another real knee-slapper

The delivery on the page is what really sells it. It must be. I’ve used the line verbatim and everybody just looks at me.

Plus, she’s getting fat.

If you’re the religious type, the torture won’t stop at death….I’m glad I’m an atheist!

I always thought the Lockhorns was going to devolve into this at some point

Excuse me while I offer some gazpacho to Doug.

@packratjohn: could I interest you in joining the Church of Necoho, God of Atheism?