Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 07, 2010

Like “total”-ly.

Cosmo has “flipped” out.

Floating belly up is not a good sign! What does it take to flush a car down the toilet?

Cosmo! You’re supposed to keep the rubber part down!

Nah, just give it mouth to mouth, and it’ll be good as new.

(0.-)

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It’s the nut behind the wheel.

Time for a new car, Cosmo! Get something more ‘now’ in the form of a hybrid.

I LIVE for days like this! A joke I’ve never seen before!

An ancient guy that lives near me was driving a car very similar to Cosmo’s, a 1957 Imperial, when he let the oil run out and it siezed up on him. The mechanic told me it was going to cost over 6Gs to have that hemi rebuilt, so, as far as I know, the old guy parked it.

In fact, given that that was a couple years ago, and the man was in his upper 90s then, I’m not sure he’s running anymore either.

Cosmo” Let’s have a little scratch and dent repair.

R.I.P.

Waaah~ Not the Imperial!!!

Cosmo’s vehicle is like the redneck’s truck…it increases or decreases in value depending on how much fuel is in the tank.

Instead of a hybrid vehicle these birds should get a hybird vehicle

He’s getting a Ford Expedition as a replacement.

Never…ever..put Firestone tires on a DeSoto..

It may turn turtle..

Cosmo needs a Jeep.