Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for July 16, 2016
Transcript:
Petey: I have to check my global picky eater rating. I had a bad scare today. Alice: What kind of scare? Petey: I was exposed to catsup. The pickiness index for condiments is complex and unforgiving. Petey: Catsup can play havoc with a ranking. Some of these numbers could get ugly! Petey: Avert your eyes if you need to. Alice: I see Dill use glue as a condiment almost every day. Nothing here shocks me.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
Catsup or ketchup, I’m into it either, Petey.
water_moon over 8 years ago
I can’t even stand the smell of it, my hubby has to wash the dishes on corn dog night.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago
Now I’m curious about the pickiness index for condiments. There are so many. What’s allowed, and what’s not? Are any encouraged? The mind boggles.
WaitingMan over 8 years ago
“I’d let a horse p!ss on my steak before I’d put ketchup on it.” James Michener, “Centennial”
kesting over 8 years ago
the condiment in essence is forbidden, because the condiment implies the mixing of foods which is a cornerstone of picky eating. Different foods are not allowed to touch each other on the plate. Resources: I have 4 kids, one of them is the 23rd pickiest eater in the world, we’re very proud
whitecatinthesnow over 8 years ago
Try only eating pepper and cucumbers. That might help your rating.
Dani Rice over 8 years ago
Hubby’s niece spent a month with us one week several years ago. She would only eat four things. I remember pickles and pizza, but time has blessed me and I’ve forgotten the other two items. Even our own kids thought she was crazy.
Ermine Notyours over 8 years ago
I never liked ketchup much to begin with, then I had to clean crusty dried ketchup off the edges of fast food restaurant trays. Now I really hate ketchup.
pumaman over 8 years ago
You’d be amazed what you’d eat if you get hungry enough.
tom over 8 years ago
Good thing it wasn’t mayo!
stamps over 8 years ago
Petey can’t cut the mustard.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
I wonder if Petey would even consider eating a hot dog? Maybe Chicago style (absolutely, positively, never any catsup/ketchup)? Would he even put a naked frank into a bun—that’s mixing, isn’t it? Does he not eat any sandwiches whatsoever?Pickiness is a very serious pursuit indeed.And a special note of congratulations (I think) to kesting on the 23rd pickiest!
joegeethree over 8 years ago
If the catsup was imaginary like Ernesto, his Picky Eater Rating should’ve be affected.
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
Catsup or ketchup! It’s the same thing. Wh not give it one particular name and leave it be?
Baucuva over 8 years ago
Dill is aewsome!