Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for July 08, 2016

Which means you should appreciate Arlo, the fact that he appreciates you.

Not all but many women are impossible to please.

And we spend our life trying.

The problem, Janis… is that you are speaking in the past tense in regards to Arlo.

Whoa! “…men…”? Not “…man…”?

Is Arlo just one of a couple men or of many men?

And is it still going on?

Stop reading and just start doing!

I think if indeed their playtimes have become fewer then its really an accurate representation of a middle aged woman. Female hormones just naturally fade when childbearing years taper off. It takes more to get interested….

Nope. We’re not. Jeff Foxworthy nailed it:“I wanna beer and I wanna see sumthin’ nekkid.”.we’re so easy

The article assumes that a woman WANTS to “please” a man.

Women too.

@plods: while watching football.

From the first panel one would gather that Janis has saved that issue in a desk or dresser drawer so she can refer back to it for a quick refresher course. Sort of gives a new twist to the term “quickie.”

Then it escalated into ‘ten ways to drive your man absolutely insane in bed’. And if I ever read some of it, it was always something like: No. 4. Rub an ice cube down his spine or some such nonsense.

Me either.

Show up naked, bring beer. Men are pretty simple.

Whoa!….You’ve had more than one…..your a pro.

No, you just got tired of pleasing them, at least, the one to whom you are married.

Sorry but it’s usually the man who stops trying. Then whines that his wife is “boring”. Can’t imagine why that might be when she’s constantly cooking and cleaning and making HIS life better, with no help from him whatsoever…

What does it take to please me? I am the original easy-squeezey

We want two things, food and sex. Since we just had lunch, …