Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 23, 2016

Jus as well, the commute to London was a killer.

Pig really loves to ham it up. =rimshot=

While I have been to Buckingham Palace and saw the changing of the guards, I think the only muscles they’re allowed to move while at post are the diaphragm and eyelids.

I really must go to London someday. Not only to meet my favorite author, but to take pity on those poor guards who have to tolerate those hot, heavy clothes and people’s mockery. Seriously, whose idea was that?

Pig is not a Beefeater. Baconeater perhaps, but not beefeater.

That’s not a gun; it’s a rifle, and you are supposed to hold your pee in until your bladder bursts. Poor Pig—he leads a sybaritic life just doing what he wants when he wants. Well, he’s a pig after all!

Pig doesn’t have to go potty…he’s been potty all his life!

They don’t move unless someone is being an idiot and getting to close or in their face, then it gets interesting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCSWPFnjbU

Should be called “The Queen’s Targets”………..With what is going on in the world today tis time to rethink this model :-)

Once again, Toon Boy teases the censors.

@Sanchia Thank you for that!

LOL! I love Pig!

For those who watched Sanchia’s clip, do you remember “The Ugly American”? It’s become a world-wide phenomenon, not limited to Americans. Insensitivity seems to be the norm. Sorry to rant, so I kept it short.

I watched it. It’s all of 20 seconds long.

Isn’t it loo?

“This is my rifle, this is my gun…”

I wouldn’t last 5 minutes at that job.

xxx

The guards are serving soldiers. They cannot allow tourists to interfere with their duty.

How did the queen get to the US