Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 28, 2016

One award, coming up ala carte!

I’m ADD and dyslexic….In other words toast!

“We? Must be a typo.Windows must be dirty, too. Makes the customers look odd.I’ll just step in and check out the buffet.”,Fresh rationalizer is what’s currently being offered.

AKA the Trump/Republican platform.

Please tell us that this “gentleman” has a brain and will just “walk on by”.

Their facial expressions are priceless. Congrats to Wiley.

I can’t bear it.Today’s Special: Soylent Green

So that is where there is no line to get in.

Bears o the left. Bears to the right. And you’re the only meal around.

Wiley bears. Love ’em. Far Side had a cartoon with bears looking down on campers in sleeping bags. They said “Sandwiches!.”

“No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.” – H. L. Mencken

Or in this case, no bears ever went hungry.

“Cafe Carnivore” would have sounded better, AND made more sense – I doubt many plants will be reading that signboard…

Thanks for my first, real, guffaw of the day, Wiley !

Well, I had to make a reservation three weeks in advance; I’m not turning around now.

Darwin sure gives out a lot of awards, doesn’t he? :-)

when about 50% of adults in the US today could be classified as stupid, along with about 30% of HS students dropping out every year at least since the 80s, what you get are stupid people mating and having lots of stupid kids. The movie Idiocracy (sp) was far more accurate than it was just a comedy.However, when the only real news source is comedians rather than the mainstream MSM, the country has a massive problem

They also eat fava beans with that rump roast. Omnivores indeed.

Noticed my cat’s been a lot more cautious outside lately, and the report heard yesterday that Fish and Game has been tracking a cougar back and forth along the ridge line above my house for something over a week now, might have something to do with that, plus haven seen my local deer in my pasture for the same length of time. Bears seem to go more for the garbage cans than the pets, and neither really bother people that often. For real danger; look to the guy with a gun, and a loose nut or two.

Lunch or dinner at any other Cafe in the neighborhood would be Unbearable !

DSAT—Darwin Survival Accountability Test

Just “Grin and Bear It”