Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 22, 2016

I had one of those when I was a kid.

Rigged for rightly sitely website.

A sight soon seen by sore eyes.

Know your George Takei meme. “OH MY!”

Thanks for the GoComics tree, Ms. T,You don’t fall far from the tree,A few rings later round the center,I give it back to thee!

Is that one of those naughty ones?(What do you call those things?)

Eye Squared.

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of little red peep-shows? Teresa knows! Bwahahahahah!

My favorite part was

Chairman Mao arrives home from the novelty gift store.

It must be the ! ! ! after my…

I got one of those with my Chemcraft chemistry set when I was a kid:“A spinthariscope is a device for observing individual nuclear disintegrations caused by the interaction of ionizing radiation with a phosphor (see radioluminescence) or scintillator.”Why would any kid look at porn when he or she can watch individual nuclear disintegrations? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinthariscope

Bunny Peeps…

What l-rope said yesterday:-“What happened to the list of questions that someone here (forgot who??) asked you? What’s your excuse? Church? Lunch? UFO sighting? How hard is it to go back a few days and copy/paste them?”-

I’ll answer your questions first.-What happened to the list of questions that someone here (forgot who??) asked you?-See below (I’ll give you time to put on your glasses) Oh, and that “someone here” that you forgot, his name was “SumoSasquatch”!-What’s your excuse?-Like most people in this world (you especially), I have a thing I do everyday except weekends…it’s called “work”.-Church?Yes, every Sunday. Have you forgotten that we worship a being named “God”? Not a “God”, the “God”.-Lunch?Yes, I eat at noon (sometimes half-past noon). That’s also the time I come back and see if anyone has responded to my posting on GoGomics.-UFO sighting?Honestly? Do you even have a right mind at times?

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OTHER QUESTIONS, DATED FRIDAY, JULY 15, 2016-Here’s your answers from that date, “SumoSasquatch” (if you’re reading them).

“Is English your first language?”Yes, always has, always will be.

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“I’m guessing that’s how Gracie’s mother look before her untimely demise”.

That was a comment I posted in Baldo. In the last panel, Gracie transform in an older version of herself which made think that’s how her look like her before she died. From which I found out via a reply from another poster how Gracie’s mother died…and it infuriated me. She WAS KILLED A DRUNK DRIVER!!!…which leads me to the next question below..

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“Oh great, another alcohol-themed comic. When does the glorification ends?”

Since childhood, I’ve been warned by my parents about alcoholism. And throughout the entertainment world, from silent films to the Internet, this mental disease has been used as a comedy vehicle. From Charlie Chaplin to The Marx Brothers; from W.C. Fields to Richard Pryor. I found it funny to start with, but as I grow older, I realized it’s not something to laugh about anymore. And comic strips like The Wizard of ID and a few more I’ve seen today as I post this isn’t helping either.

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“No thanks, We’ll past. Orlando’s not “the happiest place on earth” for us right now”

That also came from the same comic strip, The Wizard of ID. And why I say that is because of the 3 recent tragedies that happen down there this month: 1). A female runner-up singer contestant from The Voice was shot and killed by a mentally disturbed man. 2). One day later (early Sunday morning), 49 people were massacred at a gay nightclub by another disturbed man, making it the worst mass killings since the 9/11 terror attacks. Finally 3). And this is very tragic, a young male child was grabbed by an alligator at a lake at Disney World while has parents fought to save him. He was recovered from the lake the following day. Which again I say Orlando’s not “The Happiest Place on Earth” for us right now. We plan to go there in August, but instead, it’ll be “Florida’s First Coast City”, Jacksonville instead. -Well, there are your answers. If you still wanting to know about us posting our cartoons, reply now and I’ll reply this afternoon. Remember, I can’t reply if you don’t reply!

Okay, enough of this! I think you all are just trying to make a fool out me!

You don’t need anyone’s help here to make you look like a fool, Josh. You’ve done an excellent job all by yourself.

You’re a newcomer here, right? Welcome.

Little Molly said, “Daddy why did God put Trolls down here? It must be for a reason.”

The Troll said, “Dorothy learned after the Witch melted, her flying Monkey Men raised living Hell throughout Oz.”

A troll is a person who sows discord by starting arguments or upsetting people by posting inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages with the deliberate intent of provoking readers into an emotional response or otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion, often for their own amusement.—Wikipedia-The regulars here, who love Teresa and Frog Applause, occasionally respond/react to troll activity AFTER it enters the Lame Zone, but I don’t recall anyone picking on a friendly newcomer. More times than not, unfriendly types deposit their vitriol and leave without so much as a response. I know that a lot of people don’t care for Frog Applause; it’s proudly not a comic strip for everyone. I actually like it when people who dislike FA leave a detailed comment stating why they find it abominable. What I dislike are one-sentence drive-bys with no imagination.