Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 11, 2016

You don’t think the Donald saw that same sign before his “2nd Amendment people” line, do you?

Sorry Danae (and the store), but no sign can absolve you of liabilities.

All care no responsibility? I don’t think so. Reminds me of a definition of stress – responsibility without authority.

Depends on what the store is selling. If you have an allergy and walk into a nut store then you’re at fault.

The biggest problem with that sign is the word “or”. Just saying.

At what age do most children start using the word ‘epiphany’?

Ya know, I think all this people on here that instantly think of Trump in every comic or situation, are actually enamored with him. They are obsessive over him. They need him to give their lives meaning.Ah, unrequited love, so sad.

here comes trouble

The fact is that legally the sign is lying. Injuries on premise will still hit their insurance and potential lawsuits – with a good chance of being won

Kinda like those “Cars parking illegally will be towed at owner’s expense.”.Since they never specify if they mean the owner of the car, or the owner of the business, the next time that happens to me I’ll present the proprietor with my towing bill and demand that he pay it.

The ambiguity of the English language is why contracts and laws are so long. It takes quite a large number of words to be precise.

A now bankrupt Atlantic City casino offered valet parking. A sign where you dropped your car off read that they were not responsible for items left in your car. Basically giving the valet parkers the right to steal anything they could find.

Every time I get disgusted with Trump and what kind of POTUS he would make I think of the alternative. I then toll up into a ball over in the corner of the room trembling and crying. Not a pretty sight for a man to do that.

I love the last panel. Every parent ,who’s had , even a slightly precocious kid, knows that feeling that comes along with hearing something like that. I call it the " Aw-Oh " moment !

Legal, schmeagal. I say Will Shakespeare was right. (Except for one of my former youth baseball players, now an outstanding defense lawyer in Los Angeles.)

The sign is useless. It will only deter those unwilling to spend the money to begin the litigation. Once litigation has begun, loser pays all costs. (I know, no such thing as an absolute. just write it into the litigation!)

this strip is still from 2012. Looks like same old same old

What about those loses or injuries happening OUTSIDE the store, eh?

Sounds like another Wiley’s Bears enterprise.

Look out! Danae has something coming. But what could a cute harmless little girl . . . Oh, is dat a ‘red flag’ Dad sees.