Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 18, 2016
August 17, 2016
August 19, 2016
Transcript:
Danae: Hey, daddy...just want to let you know that I've decided to stop being invisible. Ned: Oh? How come? Danae: I realized that good behavior is a conflict of interest with my dream of being a mega-media celebrity. Ned: Anything else you want to tell me? Danae: Um...yeah. Leave the TV off until the local news is over...
Can't Sleep over 8 years ago
She’d never be a dominatrix. Too much physical labor. Whips don’t snap themselves, you know.
Dtroutma over 8 years ago
And the Danae shoe will drop tomorrow?
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 8 years ago
At least she’s nice enough to warn him ahead of time.
moontime70 over 8 years ago
Uh oh..that means trouble and the police will come a-calling soon.
keenanthelibrarian over 8 years ago
Oh, surely she’ll be on the national news by then …
sarah413 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Some of you said that this would happen today. Totally predictable, but good call anyway.
Dr_Zinj over 8 years ago
I thought most little girls would ask Daddy what he’s cooking for dinner. Looks like spaghetti tonight.
Lord Garth over 8 years ago
Why is Dad doing the cooking anyway ? Did Kate give up that Cordon Bleu thing ?
sandpiper over 8 years ago
Frightening parallel: Danae breaks out the same day The Donald does.GAAAAAH!!
KEA over 8 years ago
ruh roh
dabugger over 8 years ago
So then what? Media something with news off? So what is notlocal for Danae?
Varnes over 8 years ago
For a Just and etc. Sir, if you do that, won’t you awake to a country that will not let you watch TV anymore?…..Trump will win if he isn’t actively opposed……
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 8 years ago
Predictable.
jmworacle over 8 years ago
Dun dun da!
Ed Brault Premium Member over 8 years ago
Wait, is this the infamous “Incident?”