Pickles by Brian Crane for July 29, 2016

a foot in the gravebut it just won’t fitdo deformities save?that’s about the size of it

I’m with Opal on this one. I’d prefer the term dinosaur feet.

Every since I traded the cowboy boots for flip-flops, I’ve been aware of how really ugly my feet are…. but their mine, and as long as they hold me up, I’m happy.

Opal’s a butinski…

They are deformed because you don’t have any comfy bunny slippers like Opal.

Nelson wasn’t insulting…not fair to say he’s not being nice.

Nelson is a young boy. “Dinosaur feet” is probably a compliment.

I agree. Nelson probably thinks he was paying his Grandfather a compliment. He hopes his feet turn out that way when he grows up.

Has no one noticed that he has two left feet? Perhaps that’s why he can’t dance?

Think about it. When you walk, run and jump on something for a loooong time you can expect they’re going to be less than lovely. Wait until you’re 70 or so and see how gorgeous your feet look!

He goes to a clinic to have his feet deformed? Is that a new fad?

Fit. Form. Function. Two out of three aren’t so bad….

Those are some gross feet.

xxx

My family has what we lovingly call Flintstone Feet. They are shaped just like a shoe box.

The word “clinically” in that phrase doesn’t fit with normal usage here. Perhaps another word is intended?