Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 05, 2016
August 04, 2016
August 11, 2016
Transcript:
Donald J. trump The Manchurian Candidate 2013: Trump: So great to be holding my "Miss Universe" pageant here in Moscow! Trump: This is going to be yuuuge...Hey what are you doing? Man: You are coming with us! You are getting sleepy! Sleepy! Trump: Putin! What is going on here? Putin: We are hypnotizing you to become candidate for President and then do our bidding! You will be Russian agent! Trump: You don't have to hypnotize me to do that! Putin: Nyet? No, you guys buy New York real estate! I'll be on your side! Putin: You will sell out your own country? Trump: What has it ever done for me? Im the one who's always sacrificing for it. Puti: Okay the, you must go against U>S>, U>N> and the republican party, and say that our annexation of Crimea was not an illegal invasion of Ukraine, Trump: Got it. Because of my relationship with ou. Putin: NYEY! You have no relationship with me! Trump: Got it, whatever. Putin: Now, if you need us to hack U.S> computers to help your campaign, here is the code you'll transmit to us.... Trump: confusing, and boring, I don't need a code. I'll just go on Tv and ask you to start hacking! Putin: Televison? But them everyone will know you are a traitor! Trump: Don't worry! Vlad! I'll be very subtle!
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Steve Bartholomew over 8 years ago
That couldn’t really happen, could it?
Darsan54 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Putin, you would have gotten a better deal with Satan.
Differentname over 8 years ago
This is what happens when you never have to take personal responsibility for anything.
disinterest over 8 years ago
Let it be put forth that the new Republican slogan be “Make America the Joke of the World Again”. This is what they put forth for the world to see…
Bush, borrowing hundreds of billions of dollars from China to accomplish nothing in the Middle East, has to dodge shoes thrown at him. Shoes.The entire Republican Congress being “outraged” about Clinton getting some side action. Really.Now, Trump.
This is how they make America great again.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
Local yokels say he was joking. I think they are in denial. They also deny that he want to use nukes though it is documented on video. I don’t know who’s crazier, him or his followers.
Otto over 8 years ago
Bolling strikes again! Great strip.
Linguist over 8 years ago
" Subtle ?*That is not a facet of Rump’s Trump’s personality !( Neither is humble, honest, or humane)
Kip W over 8 years ago
His subtlety is the greatest! Because it’s huge.
Malcolm Hall over 8 years ago
One can only hope that this is an aberration and that future campaigns will not be as insane.
More or Less Premium Member over 8 years ago
This strip is dumber than usual. And that’s a high bar to clear.
Kip W over 8 years ago
Time will tell, which may be why Republicans are always eager to declare that it’s all over and they won whenever they see a brief advantage.
David Nadolsky over 8 years ago
Oh come on, Rubin! Putin didn’t barge in and take over Crimea. Crimea seceded from the Ukraine!
Just because Russia helping out Crimea is “contrary to treaties, international law, U.S. policy, U.N. resolutions, and the Republican party” doesn’t make it wrong.
Read some news without a Western Bias, Rubin. And as much as I love your other anti-Trump comics, take a stab at Hillary Clinton once and a while too.
marshalldoc over 8 years ago
Talk about Dimocratic Party agitprop….
Kreature over 8 years ago
That Trump feller sure is slick. He’d make a fine President.