Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 12, 2016

Even worse than disco.

That pokemon has terrible taste.

Look at that. A brand new idea for thieves. Just pretend you are playing the game.

Would Rat be surprised or appalled to come across a Rattata or its evolution Raticate?

No no, as bad as Pokémon Go is, there are way worst trends.

Nobody better poke me, mon!

For once, Pastis is right on the mark.So is livermoron. Disco came close to pushing me right over the edge. Gooooood ridance.

Tis a shame that one will not go outside and enjoy life……unless there is a game involved :-(

Local public park is closed at night. There is a trespass rule. Yet idjits come all night for pokeyman.

Rat could look for Pokemon with the cast of B.C.

LOL!

I’m surprised of all the hate a harmless game provokes.

First time I’ve seen anyone address Rat as “Sir”.

Since this fad began, I’ve seen people walking outside in beautiful surroundings staring at their phones. But then, I used to see that before this fad began. I haven’t had a breakins, though.

Rat was the last person I thought would actually play that dumb game

To quote Mutts for today 91216 “That’s sooo yeshterday.”

Come on. We all know Rat doesn’t give a …. his… a** about Pokemon. He’s just using the fad to intrude and be even more obnoxious. That thing in his hand? It’s an old pocket calculator. He’s off to the lingerie department dressing rooms now. Then it’s the hospital operating room.

Sometimes I wish Pokemon would Go, and not come back.

Pikachu — Spying on someone in the middle of a sneeze.

I wish the map was that accurate. I see all these great Pokemon showing up on my tracker, and all that appear are Pidgeys and Weedles.

Why is Pokemon carrying an accordion? … oh, that’s Polka-man. Sorry.

Blow the little bastard away!!!!

Pokémon has been around for 20 years, pretty long lived for a mere fad.

My doctor found some guy in her back yard…

50% of Steph’s characters are a basket of deplorables.

At night when you turn off all the lightsThere’s no place that you can hideNo no, the pokemon is gonna get’cha

I’m a big Pokemon fan but I only play Pokemon Shuffle.

xxx

I don’t see the pokemon, Rat must be imagining things.

How many Ratattas has Rat caught?

Where I work (somewhere in the wilds of deepest, darkest Bavaria) “Pokemon Go” is “Strengst Verboten!” which leads me to think that rare Pokenmons are using our area as a sort of refuge.

I wonder how long it’s going to take for this Pokémon thing to just… go away??

If this were a Castle Rule state, it would be a chance to get rid of Rat permanently. But, since it is Cali-frickin’-fornia, I guess Rat just gets to molest the guy’s wife. Poke, poke! Pokemon!

I don’t give a damn about them pokerman go.

Rat is using this as an excuse to intrude in someone’s home. usually, if theres a pokemon nearby you can easily catch it while outside. nothing wrong with pokemon go, only stuff wrong with those who play it in the worst way possible