Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 02, 2016

Does the chicken have a “safety” word?

Brings a whole new meaning to “Finger-lickin’ good.”

Really had me going there Stephan. The comic censors were probably getting excited too.

Your wife doesn’t understand you because she doesn’t want to. That was disturbing.

“Love me like you chew, la-la-love me like you chew…”

Is he talking to the chicken or the Colonel?

I won’t bite…hard…but I promise to lick my fingers when I’m done…no utensils needed.

LOL! Love it!

Never underestimate the power of a bucket of chicken with one Larry Croc !…………….Croc Power !

Plump white breasts… tender juicy thighs… and it comes in buckets.

…that was disturbing. Wonder what the comic strip censors have to say about it?

(facepalm)

The speech bubble totally flattened his wife’s beehive

Now I won’t be able to eat fried chicken without feeling dirty!

Great, very funny! I will try this one on my girlfriend….

Thanks for the crocs. Not a moment too soon.

Anybody remember the KFC promotion tied in with the 1992 Olympics? They offered a Nancy Kerrigan kid’s meal — two small breasts and a battered thigh.

Wife is jealous.

ROFLMAO what a great way to start a Sunday. Thanks Pastis you are great as usual.

Much wittier writing than in those vapid novels.

larry has no shame.

Ha! This is a great one.

Larry looks good in a suit. The whip’s a nice touch, too. (Or riding crop, can’t quite tell..)

I can’t believe the characters don’t complain to Pastis in the last frame!

Wow.

xxx

Larry Author is a croc of few words. He lets his actions speak for himNot Patti. She thinks he’s just a crock….

Fifty Shades of Gross.

So hilarious!

Larry like Bite Down Some More

ahhh so juicy

May Stephan Pastis rot for eternity for referencing Fifty Shades of Gray. That’s one book I would advocate burning simply because it’s so far off base about the realities of power exchange and sheeple believe it’s accurate.

Still better than the actual book.

WHY ARE REPTILES SO FUNNY AND CUTE IN COMIC STRIPS

How steamy …

Good one, with the “50 Shades of Green”. Made me laugh.