Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 23, 2016
Transcript:
Princess: Father O'Kittery! Father: Why, Princess, my girl, what's wrong? Princess: My sister needs to cancel her wedding. Angora: Father, can you forgive me? Princess: No need to cancel the cake, right? I mean, it's already here- Father: There, there Angora Taggart. Cat has done well to guide you here- Snowball: He certainly has! Kit: C'mon man- Angora: Father?! What are you doing here? Snowball: I'm here to prance my baby down the aisle! Also, this ruffian tried to catnap me. Angora: Kit?! Kit: Hello, Angora. Brad and Dr. Mittens were going to fake your father's death- Snowball: Because Brad would do anything to be with you! Sister: My cat, you are the worst. It doesn't bother you Brad was going to fake your death?! Probably to steal our company?! Snowball: Not at all! How do you think I married your mother? Sister: Unreal. Snowball: We can't all run away with sea captains- Your grandfather's been secretly alive for years- Sister: Yeah, well-I wish mom was secretly alive to see this. Snowball: How dare you! You know I never got over Snowbelle's death in that untimely helicopter crash! Sister: None of us did. Snowball: Angora! My hear! Your sister is killing me! With her awfulness- Angora: You know what? I'm sitting this one out, dad. Where did you go, Kit? Kit: To be honest, I thought you loved- Snowball: Brad! Brad: Yes, yes, it's me. And I'm armed! Angora: Oh my cat! They have no-no spray bottles! Dr. Mittens: No one be a bad kitty!
deadheadzan almost 8 years ago
Wrong Christmas Special , looking for Our Nine Lives!
Adiraiju almost 8 years ago
“No need to cancel the cake, right?” A cat after my own heart!
deadheadzan almost 8 years ago
NOW the right special is here! And what a special it is. The spray bottles crack me up! Looks like Angora is starting to wise up!
meowlin almost 8 years ago
“A well regulated Meowlitia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the kitties to keep and bear spray bottles, shall not be infringed.”
ctlum almost 8 years ago
Yikes! No-no spray bottles!
myh2 almost 8 years ago
Oh Bandit! Where are you????
Sabretooth almost 8 years ago
Ok, I lost it when the spray bottles showed up. “No one be a bad kitty”…
RH3 almost 8 years ago
For technical reasons, I just checked to see whether the Elvis story had been replaced by the Our IX Lives story, and noticed that Sweetheart has already started on the cake. Not that I am interested. Not at all.
momma-tink almost 8 years ago
I’ve just dissolved into helpless tears. “No one be a bad kitty” Georgia, that has to be the most awesome line ever written
ladykat almost 8 years ago
It just keeps getting better and better, Georgia!
Denny Wheeler Premium Member almost 8 years ago
It’s certainly a Good Thing that El^H^H Robin isn’t interested.
T_Lexi almost 8 years ago
“How do you think I married your mother?” Oh, my Cat! =D And No-no spray bottles — I didn’t see that one coming (As a matter of fact, I haven’t seen ANY of this coming; that’s why I love it so much.) Dramatic Music! Oh, yeah.
anarresa Premium Member almost 8 years ago
The no-no spray bottles! Thank gouda I wasn’t drinking coffee at this strip or I would have ruined the computer.
ThelmaWickwere almost 8 years ago
so clever and well-illustrated! Simply a delight. Thank you, Woman.
Brein43 almost 8 years ago
No one be a bad kitty, indeed. The ultimate weapon, which only demonstrates what a bad, bad kitty that Dr. Mittens is, to willingly wield such intense fur-dampening power. How did he ever get through the psych profiling to get into medical school ? Brilliant as ever, Georgia.
Brein43 almost 8 years ago
Oh my cat-I just realized, apparently Angora and Princess have another sibling-Snowbelle is holding a kitten in the photo, unless I misinterpret something. This may have to be cleared up in a subsequent holiday special.
greasy old tam almost 8 years ago
Hmmm, so old cat Taggart seems to know an awful lot about that (suspiciously timely) untimely helicopter crash…
Clobbered by Science Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Oh that awful Snowball! In that last panel he’s so happy with the new developments! He is a bad kitty!
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And every time I read ♪DRAMATIC MUSIC♫ I hear an old-timey soap opera organ.
hockey-player almost 8 years ago
Father O’Kittery? What a stitch. Merry Christmas and the Happiest of Holiday wishes to you and yours. Thank you for brightening my mornings. Georgia Dunn, you ROCK!
poppet bear almost 8 years ago
The boys are staring at me, confused by my laughing fit over the no-no spray bottles :-) They of course do not know of such a dastardly device being good boys (mostly)I think we all know who are the bad kitties here …
Tue Elung-Jensen almost 8 years ago
But no thumbs.
Strawberry Hellcat: Gair I gall, ffon I’r anghall almost 8 years ago
Every day I’m reminded why I always read this comic last – so I can continue my day with a smile. Thank you so much, Georgia.
bonita.eley almost 8 years ago
OMC – can’t wait to see what happens!
Tonksquawk almost 8 years ago
OMC: spray bottles! LOL!!
SunflowerGirl100 almost 8 years ago
Old Scrooge Taggert has held his own father prisoner all these years? (or is it father-in-law?) Is Snowbelle still alive? And the spray bottles!!! I can’t believe how good this is. Not one new twist but about 20 new twists in every strip!!! I know it’s almost over and I’ll be sorry to see it end.
jrinnebraska almost 8 years ago
Absolutely brilliant!
La Gata Loca about 3 years ago
I had a cat once that was largely unfazed by the spray bottle unless you got water in her ears.