Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 20, 2016
September 19, 2016
September 21, 2016
Transcript:
Luann: I'm going to design my own bridesmaid dress! I already sketched some ideas! Luann: Hm. Ok, this one may be a bit much... Pru: Yeah, I'm pretty sure the bride is supposed to be the main attraction.
Will Toni have any other bridesmaids? If so, who? (Their gowns are supposed to match, of course.) Surely she must may made at least one close female friend, at some time in her life.
Yesterday there was discussion about using hyphens to cause strikeouts in text. Does anyone know a link to documentation of all the markup language available for this site?
Well, the right-hand outfit is something Luann might wear at her own wedding, and Pru might wear some leather stuff like Bettie Page, who she resembles.^For any newcomers who think that I’m just dreaming up a prurient possibility out of thin air, please note that just last fall, Pru explicitly disclosed to Luann and Bernice that she’s a lesbian. That was just at the time of Luann’s breakup with Quill, and Luann hasn’t since showed much interest in finding another guy. She did, however, become very enamored with Pru, even if in just a platonic sense as the “big sister she never had”. Shortly after that, Luann and Bernice went to New York and met some of Pru’s friends – mostly gay.^The Evanses may never take it beyond this, but I felt it was a deliberate tease about possibilities. Who knows?
I’m hoping the bridesmaid dress display – so far – demonstrates the limitations of Greg’s fashion stylings, rather than Luann’s. I mean, what we’re seeing so far seems to demonstrate that Luann is barking up the wrong tree = er = academic emphasis.
“A Sketchy Person”“Is There A Draft In Here?”“Crackers For Dia-grams”“Picture This”“Figures!”“Journey Out Of The Center Of The Earth”“Attention Surplus”“Where To Draw The Line”“Indecent Proposal”“Risque Management”“Bride? What Bride?”“Your Outline Is Out -Of -Line”“Material Wtness”“When It Rains Ideas, It Portraits Itself!”
Prudence – “Luann, I had NO Idea that You Knew How to Sew!”
Luann – “I Don’t. But I KNOW Someone who DOES! My Old and Lately Neglected Pal, Gunther! I’ll Just Seductively Saunter Up to Him Whilst Cooing Sweetly: ‘Oh Gunthie? Can You do me a big, Big, Favor?’ I’ll then squeeze His bicep with a, ‘Oooooo, MUSCLE!’ then hand Him My Dress Design as I bury My Head into His Sunken Chest while saying: ‘Can You make THIS for Me Pretty Please???’ And after He Predictably Agrees, I’ll Gush, Declare Him to be a ‘Sweetie,’ and Give Him a Very Passionate Kiss!”“….., And After He Finishes, I’ll Promptly DUMP Him…..,”
Listen to Pru. You can design a gorgeous ensemble, but is it appropriate for the function?*BTW- if you actually plan on using your design, you will need someone to make a pattern and someone to sew it. Can you do either one?
Please!!! She lives in their house, She could have “checked” Luann out anytime. Pru is checking out the dress designs not Luann. I was not going to comment on this being a straight man, who tries his best to purge any hint of homophobia from my belief or behavior, but to assume that a lesbian is out trying to seduce a straight woman, is the same prejudice that men used to and still use to justify beating up homosexual men (they think are anyway) who the straight men think are hitting on them. Homosexuals in general are not trying to seduce straight people, whichever the gender. It’s unreconstructed stereotypical belief based on prejudice and misunderstanding, and I felt a need to call it for what it is, homophobia. Stop it please.
2If things go in keeping with Toni’s preferences and supposedly Brad’s plans… it may very well be that there is only the maid of honor (Luann) and the best man (presumably, TJ). In a smaller, simpler wedding that can be very common. For my wife and I, we had a similar arrangement as above… a matron of honor and a best man besides the groom (me) and the bride (my wife). We decided that for us, the most important thing in our wedding was the mass itself, and so we had the other components be secondary. So, if Toni & Brad have that same approach in whatever their venue will be… and Luann IS the only female maid of honor/attendant…. she will really have nearly free reign (hopefully within the confines of good taste) to design the dress how she (and hopefully Toni) see fit.
Question to ponder:This seems like the longest continual story arc I have seen here in Luann. This is the fourth week of the same basic arc. Now, I may obviously be wrong and not recalling some other arc lasting this long, but I cannot think of one.I am hoping however, that the wedding arc IS NOT the only arc we see through the December wedding. I can admit that there are a lot of ways that the wedding/moving plans could easily occupy the next 8-10 weeks…. but I sincerely hope that is not the case. I would hate to have no return to other arcs until after the wedding. I am contemplating this, because I was feeling pretty confident that last Saturday, this would have been the end of the wedding arc for at least a while. But, I was wrong. What do others think?
Yeah, I’m bad at this, but I think the poll results are funny when I read them, so at least trying to answer the poll question in probably the wrong place…. about 25 minutes ago.
I’m also confused by her dresses – frumpiest, still frumpy, and somehow frumpy with a slit skirt, with cute bandeau top. Which of course is ridiculous.
Tho I can imagine cases where showing some midriff could work… some
Commonly, all the bridesmaids, few or many, wear similar dresses. But I suppose as maid of honor to Toni and sister of the groom, Luann can be allowed to indulge her unique tastes….
Since Pru and Mr. Gray are the strip’s deus ex machina characters, no doubt one (or both) of them sews and can whip out as many bridesmaids’ gowns as requested.
Gunther so far remains the strip’s atelier for special clothing production. A sketch might work for class but if a physical item is needed, then we might even get a Gunther and Zebo interaction. Here is a question: if a physical copy is required, but someone designs a tat, or elaborate hairdo or makeup – say very scifi – as the wearable art, then what happens? Hmmmm, will the project be due around Halloween?
Archivists help, please. Was Luann happy with Gunther’s sartorial creations? I ask because, if Gunther were to design something, wouldn’t it be at Luann’s behest?
Argy2, years ago there was a hilarious show in which the (resurrected) main character had been killed as a teenager by a falling toilet lid from a failed space station.
From NY Times story about their split-up: The master tailor Luigi Massi of Atelier Versace made Ms. Jolie Pitt’s wedding dress, incorporating designs from her children’s drawings.So, I think we should hold out for Luigi. Perhaps Luigi or Bust T-shirts made for us Trufans. Shannon’s wall-art could form the basis for Toni’s dress.
Oh, yeah, and will the maid of honor throw a shower? I regrettably didn’t when I was maid of honor— didn’t think of it. As guests on the registry, I need to start shopping for both shower & wedding gifts. Maybe a donation to their favorite charity?
Perhaps Luann will remain 18 for at least the next few years, maybe until Greg retires. Luann, Bernice, Gunther, Tiffany, and Quill (if he doesn’t drop out to become an actor) will forever be in their nebulous “freshmore” year of college.
Will Gunther take Tiffany to the wedding? Will Bernice invite Piro? Will harmless Ox escort Pru, or will she bring her own girl? And, Luann, the big question, who? I don’t care much for weddings, so I’m more interested in the side line dramas, and of course the food. I would almost prefer a jury duty summons to a wedding invitation.
I was disappointed when I found out it was not the food court..BTW, the $15/day you get here on jury duty barely covers the lousy hot dog, much less a drink to go with it…
Namrepus about 8 years ago
“Check out the bridesmaid’s midriff” is not something that should be overheard at a wedding.
Templo S.U.D. about 8 years ago
Good thinking, Luann.
Ida No about 8 years ago
Posted the interview with John Lustig (Last Kiss)New poll question – When was your last kiss?Post your answer in the blog comments.
Argythree about 8 years ago
Designing Woman?
Maybe not so much.
ai_vin about 8 years ago
Bridesmaids were originally directed to dress just like the bride, this was “intended to confuse evil spirits or those who wished to harm the bride.”
desert-cat about 8 years ago
Luann is turning out to be quite creative. But, what happened to the idea of Mrs. and Mr. Daytona? Will Toni’s words sting Brad to death?
seismic-2 Premium Member about 8 years ago
Will Toni have any other bridesmaids? If so, who? (Their gowns are supposed to match, of course.) Surely she must may made at least one close female friend, at some time in her life.
Wizardgoat about 8 years ago
Yesterday there was discussion about using hyphens to cause strikeouts in text. Does anyone know a link to documentation of all the markup language available for this site?
richard0184 about 8 years ago
Now a days bridesmaids like to have their own personal touches to their dresses.
live2read about 8 years ago
Hmmm. . . Seems like Prudence is hinting that Luann is making the wedding about her (i.e., focusing on herself, as usual).
BTW, I like Prudence.
Wizardgoat about 8 years ago
Well, the right-hand outfit is something Luann might wear at her own wedding, and Pru might wear some leather stuff like Bettie Page, who she resembles.^For any newcomers who think that I’m just dreaming up a prurient possibility out of thin air, please note that just last fall, Pru explicitly disclosed to Luann and Bernice that she’s a lesbian. That was just at the time of Luann’s breakup with Quill, and Luann hasn’t since showed much interest in finding another guy. She did, however, become very enamored with Pru, even if in just a platonic sense as the “big sister she never had”. Shortly after that, Luann and Bernice went to New York and met some of Pru’s friends – mostly gay.^The Evanses may never take it beyond this, but I felt it was a deliberate tease about possibilities. Who knows?
SactoSylvia about 8 years ago
I’m hoping the bridesmaid dress display – so far – demonstrates the limitations of Greg’s fashion stylings, rather than Luann’s. I mean, what we’re seeing so far seems to demonstrate that Luann is barking up the wrong tree = er = academic emphasis.
Mikeyj about 8 years ago
Pru needs to get a grease pencil, and draw herself some eyebrows, she always looks surprised :p
wreck it ralph about 8 years ago
I remember when Toni was in EMT Traning she had a girlfriend,what ever happen to her?
eclark about 8 years ago
The Toni seems to be acting about her wedding, I’m guessing she’d appreciate Luann taking the spotlight off her at the wedding.
JayBluE about 8 years ago
“A Sketchy Person”“Is There A Draft In Here?”“Crackers For Dia-grams”“Picture This”“Figures!”“Journey Out Of The Center Of The Earth”“Attention Surplus”“Where To Draw The Line”“Indecent Proposal”“Risque Management”“Bride? What Bride?”“Your Outline Is Out -Of -Line”“Material Wtness”“When It Rains Ideas, It Portraits Itself!”
or“Roughing It’
Schrodinger's Dog about 8 years ago
Tru dat, Pru! Tell it to Pippa Middleton!
Darth Nefarius about 8 years ago
*Betazoid
Schrodinger's Dog about 8 years ago
too bad being past puberty isn’t a requirement for posting here.
Mordock999 Premium Member about 8 years ago
Prudence – “Luann, I had NO Idea that You Knew How to Sew!”
Luann – “I Don’t. But I KNOW Someone who DOES! My Old and Lately Neglected Pal, Gunther! I’ll Just Seductively Saunter Up to Him Whilst Cooing Sweetly: ‘Oh Gunthie? Can You do me a big, Big, Favor?’ I’ll then squeeze His bicep with a, ‘Oooooo, MUSCLE!’ then hand Him My Dress Design as I bury My Head into His Sunken Chest while saying: ‘Can You make THIS for Me Pretty Please???’ And after He Predictably Agrees, I’ll Gush, Declare Him to be a ‘Sweetie,’ and Give Him a Very Passionate Kiss!”“….., And After He Finishes, I’ll Promptly DUMP Him…..,”
ACTIVIST1234 about 8 years ago
Listen to Pru. You can design a gorgeous ensemble, but is it appropriate for the function?*BTW- if you actually plan on using your design, you will need someone to make a pattern and someone to sew it. Can you do either one?
luann1212 about 8 years ago
Please!!! She lives in their house, She could have “checked” Luann out anytime. Pru is checking out the dress designs not Luann. I was not going to comment on this being a straight man, who tries his best to purge any hint of homophobia from my belief or behavior, but to assume that a lesbian is out trying to seduce a straight woman, is the same prejudice that men used to and still use to justify beating up homosexual men (they think are anyway) who the straight men think are hitting on them. Homosexuals in general are not trying to seduce straight people, whichever the gender. It’s unreconstructed stereotypical belief based on prejudice and misunderstanding, and I felt a need to call it for what it is, homophobia. Stop it please.
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member about 8 years ago
2If things go in keeping with Toni’s preferences and supposedly Brad’s plans… it may very well be that there is only the maid of honor (Luann) and the best man (presumably, TJ). In a smaller, simpler wedding that can be very common. For my wife and I, we had a similar arrangement as above… a matron of honor and a best man besides the groom (me) and the bride (my wife). We decided that for us, the most important thing in our wedding was the mass itself, and so we had the other components be secondary. So, if Toni & Brad have that same approach in whatever their venue will be… and Luann IS the only female maid of honor/attendant…. she will really have nearly free reign (hopefully within the confines of good taste) to design the dress how she (and hopefully Toni) see fit.
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member about 8 years ago
Question to ponder:This seems like the longest continual story arc I have seen here in Luann. This is the fourth week of the same basic arc. Now, I may obviously be wrong and not recalling some other arc lasting this long, but I cannot think of one.I am hoping however, that the wedding arc IS NOT the only arc we see through the December wedding. I can admit that there are a lot of ways that the wedding/moving plans could easily occupy the next 8-10 weeks…. but I sincerely hope that is not the case. I would hate to have no return to other arcs until after the wedding. I am contemplating this, because I was feeling pretty confident that last Saturday, this would have been the end of the wedding arc for at least a while. But, I was wrong. What do others think?
seismic-2 Premium Member about 8 years ago
Doesn’t Brad’s desire for a big wedding imply that there would be bridesmaids and groomsmen? (We know that there will be a flower girl!)
StarWarsGuy500 about 8 years ago
Let’s try not to upstage anyone here Luann.
3pibgorn9 about 8 years ago
Yep
sbischof about 8 years ago
Yeah, I’m bad at this, but I think the poll results are funny when I read them, so at least trying to answer the poll question in probably the wrong place…. about 25 minutes ago.
Be interested to see if I skew the statistics!
sbischof about 8 years ago
I’m also confused by her dresses – frumpiest, still frumpy, and somehow frumpy with a slit skirt, with cute bandeau top. Which of course is ridiculous.
Tho I can imagine cases where showing some midriff could work… some
dblbaraje about 8 years ago
Maybe this will hopefully lead to a career choice – fashion design – she will partner with Gunter who will do the sewing….
Schrodinger's Dog about 8 years ago
just as there is no need for “groomsmen” past the Best Man.
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Commonly, all the bridesmaids, few or many, wear similar dresses. But I suppose as maid of honor to Toni and sister of the groom, Luann can be allowed to indulge her unique tastes….
seismic-2 Premium Member about 8 years ago
Since Pru and Mr. Gray are the strip’s deus ex machina characters, no doubt one (or both) of them sews and can whip out as many bridesmaids’ gowns as requested.
SukieCrandall Premium Member about 8 years ago
Gunther so far remains the strip’s atelier for special clothing production. A sketch might work for class but if a physical item is needed, then we might even get a Gunther and Zebo interaction. Here is a question: if a physical copy is required, but someone designs a tat, or elaborate hairdo or makeup – say very scifi – as the wearable art, then what happens? Hmmmm, will the project be due around Halloween?
Luanaphile about 8 years ago
Archivists help, please. Was Luann happy with Gunther’s sartorial creations? I ask because, if Gunther were to design something, wouldn’t it be at Luann’s behest?
SukieCrandall Premium Member about 8 years ago
Argy2, years ago there was a hilarious show in which the (resurrected) main character had been killed as a teenager by a falling toilet lid from a failed space station.
Luanaphile about 8 years ago
From NY Times story about their split-up: The master tailor Luigi Massi of Atelier Versace made Ms. Jolie Pitt’s wedding dress, incorporating designs from her children’s drawings.So, I think we should hold out for Luigi. Perhaps Luigi or Bust T-shirts made for us Trufans. Shannon’s wall-art could form the basis for Toni’s dress.
ACTIVIST1234 about 8 years ago
Oh, yeah, and will the maid of honor throw a shower? I regrettably didn’t when I was maid of honor— didn’t think of it. As guests on the registry, I need to start shopping for both shower & wedding gifts. Maybe a donation to their favorite charity?
Luanaphile about 8 years ago
Has this been covered: Who will give away the bride?
JayBluE about 8 years ago
If anyone remembers, some of us have the song list for the wedding and reception archived and at the ready, and enough songs to fill at least 2-3 CDs.
RSH about 8 years ago
yes Luann…the wedding is about the bride not thebridesmaid(s). Why don’t you design a dress for Toni instead of yourself?
seismic-2 Premium Member about 8 years ago
Perhaps Luann will remain 18 for at least the next few years, maybe until Greg retires. Luann, Bernice, Gunther, Tiffany, and Quill (if he doesn’t drop out to become an actor) will forever be in their nebulous “freshmore” year of college.
Airman about 8 years ago
Will Gunther take Tiffany to the wedding? Will Bernice invite Piro? Will harmless Ox escort Pru, or will she bring her own girl? And, Luann, the big question, who? I don’t care much for weddings, so I’m more interested in the side line dramas, and of course the food. I would almost prefer a jury duty summons to a wedding invitation.
SukieCrandall Premium Member about 8 years ago
Spoiler: many here predicted this
Brdshtt Premium Member about 8 years ago
Spoiler Alert II: Engineering a dress. I wonder if those bolts of graph – paper cloth are still hanging around?
Mordock999 Premium Member about 8 years ago
Spoiler Alert! Spoiler Alert!
A Whole of Folks Posting “Called It!” in 3…,2…,1
Brdshtt Premium Member about 8 years ago
I was disappointed when I found out it was not the food court..BTW, the $15/day you get here on jury duty barely covers the lousy hot dog, much less a drink to go with it…
howtheduck about 8 years ago
And Prudence comes on to Luann yet again. When will Luann notice?