I’m still trying to understand making surfing a sport for the next Summer Olympics. Does that mean that every host city has to be by the ocean from here on?
I specialize in synchronized sleeping.:You mean two or more people sleeping together in perfect rhythm? I think you can find some movies like that if you look hard enough.
What exactly does the Olympics accomplish (aside from billions in advertising revenue)? Does it’s carbon footprint justify it’s continuance? If the planet and all life on it is in great peril, shouldn’t we eliminate such unnecessary things first. Just a thought…
At last! A sport in which I might actually be competitive (at least the eating part; I’m not sure my coordination would be good enough for the synchronized aspect)….Are you listening, IOC?
Any way you look at it, synchronized eating has got to be more interesting than synchronized swimming will ever be. Talk about having way too much time on their hands… and Liverlips McCracken, the IOC will INVENT a way to make money off of it.
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
But that thing with the ribbon and ball is considered a sport.
Sherlock Watson about 8 years ago
How about utensil juggling? Flying forks can be dangerous.
Bilan about 8 years ago
I’m still trying to understand making surfing a sport for the next Summer Olympics. Does that mean that every host city has to be by the ocean from here on?
Templo S.U.D. about 8 years ago
Synchronized eating will have a draw-back, one of the eaters will choke on the meal.
Oshietekun about 8 years ago
No question we Americans will win gold in that event.
Oshietekun about 8 years ago
@leftwingpatriotI was talking about eating. Surfing, yes, that would be a closer competition.
asianwoof about 8 years ago
I specialize in synchronized sleeping.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 8 years ago
Rat is right. If the IOC figures out a way to make money and obtain bribes from it, it will be “Hello, synchronized eating!”
Avatar_Ang about 8 years ago
Synchronized farting… PLEASE make that an event.
eddie6192 about 8 years ago
I wonder it those two burp in tandem?
Chad Cheetah about 8 years ago
What about speed eating?
danfromfreddybeach about 8 years ago
wouldn’t be any worse than solo synchonized swimming which they had some time back.
mortaur about 8 years ago
It will if they are eating BACON!!!
pugmahone12 about 8 years ago
more synchronized crocs, eh?
sarah413 Premium Member about 8 years ago
Why not? Everything else is an Olympic sport these days. Of course, if the Olympics are held in Australia, the competitors will be fed Vegemite.
katzenbooks45 about 8 years ago
I will never understand why two guys beating the crap out of each other is a sport.
Sherlock Watson about 8 years ago
I specialize in synchronized sleeping.:You mean two or more people sleeping together in perfect rhythm? I think you can find some movies like that if you look hard enough.
KEA about 8 years ago
It makes as much sense as synchronized
mail2jbl about 8 years ago
It can’t be now that the Olympics are over.
A. Weiner about 8 years ago
Steph…no mixed case text in pearls. What’s that about? Are you yelling at us?
googonite about 8 years ago
What exactly does the Olympics accomplish (aside from billions in advertising revenue)? Does it’s carbon footprint justify it’s continuance? If the planet and all life on it is in great peril, shouldn’t we eliminate such unnecessary things first. Just a thought…
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
At last! A sport in which I might actually be competitive (at least the eating part; I’m not sure my coordination would be good enough for the synchronized aspect)….Are you listening, IOC?
Packratjohn Premium Member about 8 years ago
Synchronized Masticating…. that’ll get their attention.
Mike H about 8 years ago
Guess he had a rush of creation around olympics time.
toohana about 8 years ago
Any way you look at it, synchronized eating has got to be more interesting than synchronized swimming will ever be. Talk about having way too much time on their hands… and Liverlips McCracken, the IOC will INVENT a way to make money off of it.
Josequeen over 3 years ago
I feel like rat’s been nicer to pig lately?