Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 16, 2016

Wish I could print this out and do some coloring to it.

Does anyone know how to get “sharpie” off of the computer screen?

I see a bear behind.

Fun!

Is that where the sillystines worship?

Thank you Wiley. You’re the best

Looks like Wiley went to an awful lot of work just to avoid thinking up one little joke.

Awe, a happy couple posing with a bone…And you know you can’t have too many paint stirring bones…..

I love their smiles…..I like happy Wiley Bears….BTW, I have a virgin 64 Crayola crayon set. With the sharpener……

When the Pope asked how long it would take, what did they say?

“Bear with us”, of course.

Don’t forget to colour the bear’s thong purple. He is wearing a thong, right?!

2Kings 2:23

Wiley will sell you the original for $500…

Have we ever seen Wiley Bear children before? They’re darling…of course……….I like the choke hold on the snake, too….As he (She?) grabs for the apple…..

Don’t use Paint, use Gimp. Gimp is better, it’s free, and it’s almost like working in Photoshop.

Love the bears! Love the bears! Love the bears!

Can’t wait to see the next coloring page!

(And I still want a Wiley interview at webcomicsinterviews.com…)

Actually, my college girlfriend loved to lay on the floor and color in coloring books…….You’d be surprised how relaxing it is…….

As they said when I went to the Sistine Chapel,

“No Talking! No Pictures!”

Wiley Bears and coloring… Life is good!

I’ve not yet dipped a toe into the colouring book craze – however, with a book like this, I wouldn’t hesitate in the least!

Color da bearings.

Wiley Bears lovers must be in Heaven with this strip!

I like big bears, and I can not lie….

ThirdGuy: to remove Sharpie, you can use isopropyl alcohol or Rainex but the Rainex costs more.

@Greasyoldtam: You need to look very closely at the cartoon. there’s lots of pictorial jokes. This is just as hard to do as come up with one liners. . .

I like the death grip on the serpent

I like the death grip, too.

Wiley you are sneaky. I desperately DO want to color this, but I don’t use paper—I use coloring apps, so my “coloring device” is hobbled. Of course to color this I’d need PhotoShop or other specialized software that I don’t have…

oh, oh . . . bear bottoms!

Now my monitor is a mess.

Love the crossed eyes on the serpent.

Yay!! Thanks, Wiley!!

A little Ursocentric, don’t you think? ;-)

Ok now twist it

What amuses me is that when the media quote him verbatim he goes ballistic over their bias.

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton aren’t so much older than me, so to some extent I feel I can as a contemporary judge their demeanor and not be put off by buncombe. Believe it or not, my post-war generation was once considered the hope of the future and we were going to change the world for the better — but that doesn’t seem to be happening at all — quite the contrary. I frequently apologize to my son for the world we are leaving to his generation.

I like big (bear) butts and I cannot lie…

Orange satan is a coward, a whiner and a liar. Declaring the election is “rigged” before it takes place is unAmerican. Trump’s whole life has been rigged in his greedy, sexist favor.

I thought that it was a rubber knife.

@Jim Kerner

Twist and Shout. LOVE IT DUDE! Thx

Way cool. Please make a wiley bears coloring book.

The real knife is in the back of the nation, thrust by his supporters and surrogates. Of course if you just consder how much they lower the average I.Q. Of the nation, is it education, or damaged gene pool?