Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 29, 2016

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    knight1192a  about 8 years ago

    Think better than half my neighborhood is that way. But then that’s really more my not interacting with folks rather than actually hating them like Rat. Leave them in peace and they tend to leave me in peace. Though there is a kid on a scooter I feel like strangling right now.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 8 years ago

    Bummer to be you, Bill.

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    Oshietekun  about 8 years ago

    Rat is more like a Year of Jubilee neighbor.

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    oldpine52  about 8 years ago

    Bill don’t complain unless it’s about seeing Rat too often.

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    alaskajohn1  about 8 years ago

    Sort of like Presidential candidates!

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    Kind&Kinder  about 8 years ago

    You asked for it, Bill. It’s Rat: you’ve seen him before. Dollars to doughnuts, he’s insulted you before. Are you a masochist? Maybe it “hurts so good”? Enjoy.

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    Randallw  about 8 years ago

    If it wasn’t for the children throwing things over the fence I’d have nothing to do with our neighbours. At the moment a new couple moved next door maybe a year ago. I’ve never spoken to them.

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    cdgar  about 8 years ago

    Funny, Rat won’t be around in 4 years. Their lifespan is usually 1-2 years.

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    bigcatbusiness  about 8 years ago

    They know where they stand, they just don’t know what to make of it.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  about 8 years ago

    Stephan, your jokes are like a deflated wheel…they always fallflat.

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    juicebruce  about 8 years ago

    Rat I guess if there are block parties,parades,fairs,ect.,ect. in your area you do not go. Your are one sad rat,Rat ! And you want to run for president ! :-(

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    eddie6192  about 8 years ago

    No medal for neighbor Bill this time around….maybe in another four years.

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    hariseldon59  about 8 years ago

    One would think that not having heard from Rat in a while would be a good thing.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member about 8 years ago

    match ’em up

    the broken mirror neighbor ………….seen every 60 yearsthe 7 year itch neighbor ………………never stops barkingthe ruby neighbor ……………………..seen every 4 yearsthe diamond neighbor………………….7 years bad luckthe presidential neighbor …………….never see,never hearthe newspaper neighbor………………once seen never forgotthe invisible neighbor ………………….7 years of itching to ditchthe dog neighbor ………………………..seen every 40 yearsthe elephant neighbor …………………seen every day

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    mortaur  about 8 years ago

    they stand right outside the front door

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    StarWarsGuy500  about 8 years ago

    Look on the bright side Bill, Rat isn’t the kind of person you would want to see often anyway.

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    zeexenon  about 8 years ago

    Hey Pig, that’s my pillow … use your doughnut when your hemorrhoids are hurting.

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    ChessPirate  about 8 years ago

    “Over there is where I want them to stand… way over there…”

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    Number Three  about 8 years ago

    I think we have all had bad neighbours.

    If we haven’t then WE must be the bad neighbour. I read that somewhere.

    xxx

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    Marc Schiffres  about 8 years ago

    Okay who’s up for speeding through old Pearls comics from 2012 to see if this guy showed up?

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    Sisyphos  about 8 years ago

    Better to be an Olympic Neighbor Bill than a dead Neighbor Bob, I guess. I don’t think I’d be so solicitous for Rat, anyway….

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    alantain  about 1 year ago

    I live in an apartment and I don’t know my nearest neighbours.

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