Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 01, 2016

If he gets elected I will feel short changed.

Coke users sniff a lot too

Give him short shrift.

Stool pigeon, eh?….

Doe, Ray, Me, FA, So, La, Tee, Doe…..Must be some sort of obscure musical reference, I guess…..

I’m standing up for the right to sit down…

He’ll also deport cartoonists Parker and Hart. That fink.

Kingpit Dixon has had several incarnations in the Wileyverse (including one where he lived in the pre Civil War era) and they’re all pretty funny.

He’s running on a short platform.

That’s a tall order he wants.

Does he have a short list for running mates?

And he has little hands

If he’s elected, we’ll all get the short end of the stick…

" Short People Got Nobody…. "

After every speech, he experiences shortness of breath

The memory of his campaign promises will be very short.

Seeing his size, don’t underestimate him. Napoleon I was short and he changed the world and almost took over Europe.

Just another wannabe fascist.

i was 5 feet tall – yeah – i said tall – before i started shrinking – i would take umbrage at all these comments – if i could reach it

Bruno ZeigertsActually right on the average for adult males at that time.

I’m betting his campaign music doesn’t include; SHORT PEOPLE by RANDY NEWMAN

If you short-sheeted his bed, he probably wouldn’t notice.

Short people! https://youtu.be/mrjStSqu_w4

Speaking from a soap box indeed