Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 12, 2016

Rat’s butt what is it good for?

Absolutely nothing!

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Did Rat grow exponentially in panel 3?

Gee Rat. Those pants make your butt look fat.

I’d declare war on Rat’s @$$, but he beat me to it.

That’s a very Mickey looking Rat in Panel 3.

The “Pearls Before Swine” rat wearing pants is reminding me of another trousers-wearing rodent.

Yeah, I really love that. Some woman has something printed on her shirt right across her chest or across the butt of her sweat pants and you try to read it, you’re liable to be called a pervert for staring at her chest or butt.. Doesn’t make you a pervert for trying to read what’s there. Now if you finish reading and you continue to stare, that might make you a pervert. Especially if you stare lecherously.

I knew a girl in High School who liked to wear very tight shirts, with very tiny lettering, that read “If you can read this, you’re way too close… you pervert.” Always thought that was kind of a trap.

Some day, some woman has gotta get sued for sexual harassment for the clothes she’s wearing!

But not as much of a trap as the one who has the same shirt in Braille.

Butt propaganda!? Back seat?! Hah! I get it!

One thing I’ve always been baffled by is the sweatpants with the dog paw prints on the butt. What’s that about?

Sooooo…. the new hashtag is “Bill-Board Butt”……or you can rent this spot for your next advertisement………..

How about a pair with the Target logo on the butt?

Geez Rat, when did you get those thunder thighs?

Rat, are you sure it wasn’t spelled ‘piece’.

Who gives a rats a$$.

Well, now we know that Rat looks like an overweight Mickey Mouse when his back is turned

According to the temperature of international politics, Rat just might get what he wants.

Rat should wear the t-shirt I saw the other day.“I’m going to hell in every religion”

I was on a geology field trip and a girl wore a shirt saying “Stop staring at my cleavage.” Underneath was a drawing of the cell division stage known as cleavage. I told her there are two perfectly fine geological uses of the term “cleavage” (neither involving human anatomy) but she had to wear the biological one.

Rat, problem is a girl’s butt, most people don’t care much for a guys butt, but girls and guys both check out girls butts.

Rat’s Prize T-shirt: Not “Love-Peace”, but “Hate-War”! Complete with the Ban the Bomb symbol — turned upside-down!

That’s one way to spell it…

When they came out with the “Peace” on the butt … sure hope they weren’t punning “Peace” of a-s".

Piece or Peace?

“Good God, y’all. What is it good for? …”

So would that be a Peace of Ass?

He looks ridiculous.

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I’ve always wanted to have a clothing line where all the items have the word, “BROWN” on them somewhere.Coz, you know, it ain’t Pink.

Rat’s pants should definitely have two big white buttons on the front.

I ain’t buying no sweatpants from some fat-ass Rat! I don’t care what they say, man!

And they say his butt grew three sizes that day!

A peace of ass??

I can’t understand why all those tushes walk around with the word PINK on them, even when not one thing anywhere on their entire bodies is pink.

Why did third-panel Rat suddenly grow? And Goat too?