Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 27, 2016

Hooyah for Weasels

A Mountweazel is a deliberate fiction placed as a stratagem to reveal plagiarism and copyright infringement.I assume Froglandia is an original creation. In that case the whole thing (and any map thereof) can be considered to be a Mountweazel.

Fun With Copyright Traps: 10 Hoax Definitions, Paper Towns, and Other Things That Don’t Exist

AGLOE, NYThe town of Agloe, New York, was invented by map makers, but the practice of inserting fictional towns, roads, rivers or other geographical has been in place nearly as long as cartography itself. The weird thing that happened with Agloe, though, doesn’t really ever happen: it became a real place. The Agloe General Store was built at its fictional location, prompting the (real) county administrator to declare Agloe an actual town.

I was going to ask why they’re called mountweazels. Apparently, they were named after a woman with that last name. Imagine going through life with the name Mountweazel.

…and that’s not mountweazel gold….

..live long and prosper throughout Froglandia…… Mr. Spock, I’ll try my best…

I’m going to be a prosaspector some day!

A little something for Happy… :

In Froglandia were found as prospocktor’s…

Brilliant.

Interesting Historical Weasel Side Note: Weasels created born on May 31, 2011 are … (wait for it) … rabid … (boom).

Rotifer’s Test Your Froglandia Weasel Knowledge Quiz

Weasels created born on May 31, 2011 are:

1. Brilliant2. Too clever by half3. Too clever by half (but not as clever as they think they are)4. Rabid5. Misogynist6. Busted

(˙Ɩ ʇou ʎlǝʇᴉuᴉɟǝp ˙Ɩ ʇdǝɔxƎ) ǝʌoqɐ ǝɥʇ ɟo ll∀ :ɹǝʍsu∀

Since completing your map, had you also made it so that everyone will have the know how to fold the map properly when finished with it?

The GPS people who plagiarized the Froglandia map were deeply chagrined when their app kept routing people across the Rotifer Bridge on the 3HourTour downtown bypass, as this was actually an unnamed one lane fire lane through the Froglandia Forest to the Vlad Shield Barrens, and dead-ended at the western edge of the LoveFeel lava pit.

What is the going rate for a sack of weasels?I haven’t seen the market reports for days now.

Indeed so! (I loved that reaffirmation. They’re just so cooperative!)

caecilian laudation (n), the technical term for the bonging of the gongs of a throng of frogs, green and vivid on their lily pads.

A question -"How would they even knew that the map was complete ?I thought that Frogland was a never ending lame !

The directions to Froglandia are easy, you go to Cloud Cuckoo Land, make a left turn at Shambhala, go past Cockaigne straight toward Kunlun Mountain, you can’t miss it!

Man… all this talk’s gots me hungries.Gonna go get me a big bowl of creamed weasels.You wanna feel the love?That’s where you’re gonna feeeeel the loooove.It’s the cumin and saffron, ya know…

I’m just mad about SaffronSaffron’s mad about meI’m just mad about SaffronShe’s just mad about me’Riff of his song, by Donovan—Mellow Yellow

—Lee “Scratch” Perry, is worth a listen, some kickin’ Reggae.

The next item is this one-of-a-kind antique and historical map of Froglandia, engraved in marble for mass printing by crayon rubbing by the lost artisans of the Amphibia.Bidding begins at a minimum of twenty brazillion sackweasels.Who will open?Indicate your bid by mooning the auctioneer, please.

Oops…Sorry.I am notified that the description of that last item should have been “engraved on A Marble”.Still, quite a bargain for only twenty brazillion sackweasels.

I’m pretty sure a user of GoComics has the name Sack of Rabid Weasels.

@MehFilling in for Happy …BUNNY!

Simple Simon Says, I’ll open says-a me, and rub the lantern.

I’ve known Mountweasels in my time, but the one raising frogs for snakes is one Mountweasel too many.