Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 30, 2016
Transcript:
News of the Times Trump Bends reality to will Physicists at the prestigious Trump University have announced that donald Trump has discovered a way to actually change reality to fit his fabrications. Scientist: Apparently, just puffing out your chest and repeating a lie often enough can cause a quantum distortion in the fabric of the universe. Doc: we are now all living in donald Trump's reality! Footage was suddenly found of trump opposing the Iraq invasion in 2002. Trump: Not only are there no weapons of mass destruction, there will be a regional destabilization that.... Stern: okay, Boring! Bring in the topless midgets! And Thousands of unemployed people instantly materialized when Trump re labeled a chart. Thanks Obama! Mexico agreed to build a wall Mexican: we are a nation of criminal and rapists, Its only fair that we keep ourselves far from señor Trumps magnificent fantastic golf courses. Black Lives are now worse than under jim crow and slavery and they have nothing to lose in voting for a bigot. Heres my vote for you, Mr. Trump. Trump: I'll just mark it "c" for Colored Hillary Clinton was seen personally ushering hundreds of thousands of Syrian Terrorists through the immigration process. Hilary: I'll vouch for him As his poll numbers skyrocketed , Trump departed for an evening of putting America first Trump: dont what up.
Steve Bartholomew about 8 years ago
Now you’re going to hurt Donald’s feelings.
Randy B Premium Member about 8 years ago
Ew. (The last frame.)
Monster Hesh about 8 years ago
(waits for Libby to show up and tell us how afraid we are)
Lethea about 8 years ago
The Wall is essential to stop the infamous Frito Bandito from terrorizing our citizens and stealing our salty corn chips.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member about 8 years ago
I’ve heard of rose colored glasses where people put a happy face on a gloomy situation. With Trump he has the anti rose colored glasses where when the economy is improving & more people are getting out of poverty & even crime is down he makes everything so bleak. I usually refer to him as Donnie Downer separated at birth from Debbie Downer
Linguist about 8 years ago
I find it funny that even the staunch bastions of the Conservative Republican press, like the Arizona Republic, and the New Hampshire Union Leader, have editorially come out against Rump !
ars731 about 8 years ago
so when does he banished all the illegals to the Cornfield?
Packratjohn Premium Member about 8 years ago
You misspelled “Putting”… it’s “Putin”….
Malcolm Hall about 8 years ago
I actually feel a bit sorry for my Republican friends — and I have a number — who don’t have a real candidate to back this year. The best they can do is bemoan Hillary. As if that will magically turn the toad that is Trump into an adult capable of being President.
braindead Premium Member about 8 years ago
For Republicans/Fox “news” viewers, facts and truth are determined by their politics.
Thus, it remains that Obama was born in Kenya, despite Trump admitting that it was a hoax from the beginning.And Trump is a hero for continuing to claim the lie as being the truth even after Obama produced his birth certificate.
The so-called ‘conservatives’ congratulate themselves for continuing to spread the lie along with all the others available to them.
They continue to spread as many lies as they can on these boards.
Trump’s hatreds match their hatreds.That’s the only truth they care about.
buzzkillington about 8 years ago
Where are you today Libsmasher? Don’t you want to set the record straight?
hcarpenter1 about 8 years ago
more poly crap…………………..
Kip W about 8 years ago
Sorry, all you libs, but in this brave, new reality, I’m a two-fisted independent voter of color who was JUST NOW convinced to vote for Donald Trump! Along with all my friends, who are also independent voters of color. Some of us may also be (independent, Trump-voting) women; we haven’t decided yet.Also, in this reality, the Frito Bandito is a beloved elder statesman of snacks, and there’s a whole motorcycle gang in San Diego that wears his image on their leather jackets. Bang!
kapock about 8 years ago
I appreciate that my weekly visit to TTDB doesn’t require me to take any time off from the U.S. media’s non-stop Russia bashing. It’s more than I have a right to expect from an “alternative” comic strip. Thanks for the service, Ruben!