Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 06, 2016

Monkey Weirds against Sears Robots

Cue

“Also sprach Zarathustra”.

Yeah, well, my honor students can fling their poo faster than your monkeys.

Dear Teresa

Hahaha! (The joke’s on those monkeys. I’m going to be cremated).

Sincerely,

/s/ Rotifer’s Mother

“Your intestines will be my jump rope…. Your skull–my urinal.”Best invective ever.

Through evolution, Capuchin Monkeys (‘organ grinders’) could possibly take the place of homosapiens..

The Capuchins will have the last laugh.

I predict that the lordsOVER will be playing with 3hour’s bones sooner than he hoped.

Yeah… we teachers all think that… at first. Twenty years later, we’re all, “Show me the retirement plan!” (If we last that long.)

FYI? Your primate is a tool!!!

The GoComics blog has a new entry about the changes coming to the site. I’ve read the whole thing and I still don’t understand what’s going to happen.http://blogs.gocomics.com/2016/10/change-is-coming.html

Has anyone tried the beta testing?

Wow, an insult from the Margaret Mead canon.

My monkeys will have your monkeys’ guts for garters !

Since they ask politely; Yes, they may.

TXPAScot: I completely understand. I’m in my 26th year, with 15 having been in Texas. :P

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With thanks to x_Tech who helped me to refine bunny.

Bone-in ham for Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor.

And then the Monkey People from Uranus started to fly out, and I don’t know what happened next because I had already retreated to my Apocalypse Bunker.

And, Yes… the scavenger Frog Applause featuring Clippy and the Rat-Nibbled Dead from 2016-09-05 is posted in the air lock.

I had to look up capuchin, and as someone said, they’re the organ grinder monkeys. Capuchin sounds more like coffee-drinking monkeys to me, cappuccino monkeys.

Do any of you at Frog Applause live by hurricane coming to the U.S.?

Teach, your attitude going in is fraught with hostility and superciliousness. You cannot help but lose to the sluggos that await you….

Capuchin monkeys are too smart to meddle with my dry bones, if they want to rise again….

[You will note that “they” is ambiguous, deliberately. I like to leave them confused.]

You are a Beta user of your bones?

Neato!

The Sundays must have gotten here.