Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 14, 2016
October 13, 2016
October 20, 2016
Transcript:
Law and order Trump unit Detective: Book this scumbag! Lieutenant: Watta ya got Jackson? Detective: Been working this undercover for weeks, Lieutenant. Detective: Finally, got this degenerate on tape confessing to multiple sexual assaults! Lieutenant: Sounds good...wait, Do I hear a shower in the background? Detective: Could be, He spilled the beans at the gym, after a game of squash, in the.... Lieutenant: YOU FOOL! This was LOCKER ROOM BANTER? No court in the land will convict on this! Locker Room Banter Immunity is settled law! Detective: Wait! I also have him confessing on a bus, boat and in a hot air ballon! Lieutenant: No Good, those arte too similar to locker room, It'll never stick. Detective: So he walks away, scot free! Lieutenant: We live in a civilized society, with rules! We're not animals! Next: Locker room installed in Mafia hangouts, drug dens and high -ride real estate mogul headquarters!
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Funny_Ha_Ha about 8 years ago
Can I get an oval locker room?
eromlig about 8 years ago
Rubin — hot DANG you’re quick — the reference is from very recent! How do you do it?
Linguist about 8 years ago
Brilliant ! Back ’o the net, Sr. Bolling. Rump is the new Teflon Don !
Kip W about 8 years ago
“Jackson’s a GOOD cop!”
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
Only locker rooms are not where sexual savages boast of their conquests.
euvnrutas about 8 years ago
Locker room talk in the office is now acceptable YAY!!!!! Thanks D.T. You saved American men from total feminization!!!
Kreature about 8 years ago
Bill Clinton read this while tugging at his shirt collar and nervously shifting his eyes back and forth.
hcarpenter1 about 8 years ago
wowzer thats fast in and out all in one comic
jpozenel about 8 years ago
Not only was it “locker room banter”, he now also identifies himself as an “alpha male”, who as we all know, have privileges beyond those of lesser males.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
Trump has also denied it too.
Monster Hesh about 8 years ago
SammySockpuppet is a poor substitute for our ol’ chewtoy Libsmasher (Ha ha ha ha ha! The name alone makes me LOL). Low energy, sad, etc. At least as Libby he feigned some confidence in his yammerings.
leemartinlee about 8 years ago
Saw a new campaign sign:
Trump: Make America __*_ Again
*(Insert a four-letter word for sexual assault here)
If you’re offended, be sure to vote.If you’re amused, be sure to vote and bring lots of friends.