Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 14, 2016

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Law and order Trump unit Detective: Book this scumbag! Lieutenant: Watta ya got Jackson? Detective: Been working this undercover for weeks, Lieutenant. Detective: Finally, got this degenerate on tape confessing to multiple sexual assaults! Lieutenant: Sounds good...wait, Do I hear a shower in the background? Detective: Could be, He spilled the beans at the gym, after a game of squash, in the.... Lieutenant: YOU FOOL! This was LOCKER ROOM BANTER? No court in the land will convict on this! Locker Room Banter Immunity is settled law! Detective: Wait! I also have him confessing on a bus, boat and in a hot air ballon! Lieutenant: No Good, those arte too similar to locker room, It'll never stick. Detective: So he walks away, scot free! Lieutenant: We live in a civilized society, with rules! We're not animals! Next: Locker room installed in Mafia hangouts, drug dens and high -ride real estate mogul headquarters!