Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 31, 2016
Transcript:
Flo: Hey, Joe...how often do you go to the gym? Ned: 3 or 4 days a week, mom...why? Flo: And what do you guys talk about in the lockah room? Ned: Mostly sports...our kids...our jobs...IF WE TALK AT ALL Flo: Aww...I'm proud of ya, son! Ned: *URK* I'll say this for Trump and his sociopath surrogates...they've really lowered the bar for getting parental approval. Eddie: *URP*
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
Sure did. The sounded like sex criminals reminiscing over previous conquests. Sick perverts in need of something to fix them.
moontime70 about 8 years ago
The cartoonists, columnists, talk show hosts are gonna have a field day if Trump wins the election. So many innuendos, so little time!
Dtroutma about 8 years ago
Paulie seems brighter every day!
jorgen Premium Member about 8 years ago
Well, the choice is between Trump and Hillary. The latter has screwed up everything she has touched, sold access to political power while Sec of State and a crooked career since Whitewater. Give me Trump any time.
brain Les about 8 years ago
Locker room talk was never confined to the locker room, it seemed to be where ever there were boys who wanted to brag about their (mostly imagined) conquests….
Varnes about 8 years ago
Lord, please forgive Trumpeteers, for the know not what they do……All I know is that they are really off the chain this year They are so far out there without their space suits it’s impossible to take them seriously. “Depraved sociopath?”..“Decades of crime and corruption”? Seriously, “Cankles”? How childish and immature….Republicans are babies being fed a formula…. Dogsniff, tell us how you really feel…..Ever carved a log into a Donald Trump sculpture?
Egrayjames about 8 years ago
Trump does come from a different culture…yeah, he’d be the guy at a construction site making lewd comments from the third floor at the ladies walking by. He is also the type of guy that can work out the logistics of a deal and get everyone on board. Where he wants what’s best for the country, Hillary wants what’s best for her. And looking on the bright side, maybe the Republicans and Democrats can really start to get some things done in Congress once he gets elected…after all, both parties will have a common enemy in the White House!
Varnes about 8 years ago
" Sociopath surrogates" That’s great….What’s a good name for the boogers that have tried to find something on Clinton for over 30 years, but haven’t? Besides the A word, that is….Keep it clean people…….Hey, I just noticed Paulie looks at us in panel 2………“Hi Paulie!! Luv ya!”
marshall about 8 years ago
I enjoy the strip much more without the political bias.
jayoung1 Premium Member about 8 years ago
If anyone is sociopathic it is liberal idiots who support criminal candidate ignoring the damage their lunatic PC agenda has done to our culture. Your politics bite Wiley.
Douglas Haire about 8 years ago
I see the Kool-Aid is especially good today; lots of “Never Trumps” and believers in Hillary’s ads… screw the Wikileaks and renewal of the email investigation…
tripwire45 about 8 years ago
Cough Bill Clinton Cough
car2ner about 8 years ago
Locker room talk? How about video game chat “talk”. Yikes!!!
starcandles Premium Member about 8 years ago
That YouTube video of Obama with “one on” & the journalist ladies’ cheering & applauding? Then, Obama who is on the phone, lifts his leg & plops it on a ledge to display even more? And you are criticizing Trump’s locker room talk? Give me a break. Sorry, but women do it too. Who cares? The lack of morality in this day & age, created by Liberals, is coming back to haunt them. Nothing shocks us anymore, & Trump’s locker room talk is nothing compared to Bill Clinton riding the Lolita plane with his pedophile friend. All of the garbage that came out on HRC last week with the National Enquirer? The people do not care. We are trillions in debt, & our country is spiraling downhill. Go Trump & Hillary for prison 2016!
Warren Wubker about 8 years ago
The Democrat mind for all to see: locker room talk trumps criminal behavior.
Ignatz Premium Member about 8 years ago
Not to mention that Trump WASN’T IN A LOCKER ROOM.
He was at WORK.
lee about 8 years ago
Sociopaths ? Lets talk about the Clintons.
e.groves about 8 years ago
Vote for Pedro Sanchez. Viva la Pedro!
Varnes about 8 years ago
Ben, what are we recovering from again? Bush’s Great Recesssion, and TWO large UNFUNDED wars where Americans were slaughtered for no reason, dying nobly, but in vain…Wasted for no reason…Thank you republicans…..
Radish... about 8 years ago
It will be funny if ‘President Trump’ goes to jail for the Trump U fraud case trial beginning Nov 28.
garygarrett1 about 8 years ago
Dear Lord, the elitist Libs have multiplied to the far reaches of the universe that they now have to troll cartoon pages. Corruption is non-partisan and if you have to pull a “well look at yours” then you are just not being honest. The Clintons are going to go down in history as one of the most corrupt criminal families ever. With the FBI finally doing their job the only thing left is to watch the rats flee the sinking ship.
dabugger about 8 years ago
Sociopaths, a void of empathy and conscious. Lower than sick.
3pibgorn9 about 8 years ago
Well, if “badly messed up” is lower than sick, well maybe yes.Sociopathy is a badly flawed mental disorder, so technically a sickness of the mind.
JanLC about 8 years ago
I think I’ll just drop this stip until after the election. Wiley, I know your politics, and do not enjoy your blatant electioneering. No matter which side we support, this is not the appropriate forum.
Roadrunner Premium Member about 8 years ago
Can anyone say “Constitutional crisis” or “First woman president to be impeached”, or “his and hers impeached matching presidential book ends”. It ain’t over even when its over. We’re doomed..doomed!!
Lenavid about 8 years ago
And Clinton’s lowered the bar for corruption.
jahoody about 8 years ago
In reality, Republican moderates rarely make a principled stand on anything (one actually needs principles to take a principled stand, after all)
zeexenon about 8 years ago
1. “An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud”
2. “Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again – just watch. He can do much better!”
3. “Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man – he made a good decision.”
4. “You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.”
5. “I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”
6. “When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bring crime. They’re rapists… And some, I assume, are good people.”
7. “Our great African-American President hasn’t exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore.”
8. “If I were running ‘The View’, I’d fire Rosie O’Donnell. I mean, I’d look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I’d say ‘Rosie, you’re fired.’”
9. “All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”
10. “One of they key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people don’t go into government.”
11. “The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.”
12. “It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming!”
13. “I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
14. “My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”
15. “I have never
Dtroutma about 8 years ago
Reading the comments, I repeat: Paulie seems brighter every day!! (FAR more thoughtful!)
Godfreydaniel about 8 years ago
My theory is that Assange the (accused) rapist feels a natural affinity towards Trump, the (accused) rapist. Now, what Trump’s supporters feel (they cannot be given credit for “thinking”) is NOT something I want to know!
whiteaj about 8 years ago
… and if you believe that less than 98% of men don’t engage in “locker room talk,” I have a bridge to sell you.
Jessica_D about 8 years ago
A rare front view of Paulie in panel 2!
donhendon1 about 8 years ago
time off for good behavior? she’s incapable of that kind of behavior.
also, i wish all cartoonists would stay out of politics. it’s a sick business. stick to fun subjects. —
— donald donald
billpat1 about 8 years ago
After Hillary made us sociopaths
librarian4hire about 8 years ago
All the right wing nut job posters on the strip are such idiots. I hope you all go back into your holes on Nov. 9, and stop annoying the grown-ups.Signed,A (proudly) nasty woman
RonBerg13 Premium Member about 8 years ago
Look – all this back and forth…Its what “they” want! Division, controversy, class splits…Trump and Hillary both SUCK!!They are both venal, corrupt, vituperous…The winner will be the one that the world elite want to win.We’re screwed regardless…WAKE UP!!!
Mr.doom about 8 years ago
Well, Wiley Miller doesn’t hid his “Liberal” opinion.
Dr_Zinj about 8 years ago
Wow. First time I’ve caught Joe in a white lie. What’s said in the locker room, stays in the locker room. Except when some nincompoop tapes it and plays it on national TV. So Donald Trump used the “F” word at a rally that had children present. Big fat furry deal. The little kiddies have heard worse, and use the F word themselves. The only thing you’re hiding is reality from yourself. Given a choice between a rude business man who thinks he’s God’s gift to women, and a sociopathic grandmother who lies about everything and couldn’t care less about how many people she gets killed as long as she’s sitting pretty in the driver’s seat; I’ll take Mr. Obnoxious, thank you very much.
dflak about 8 years ago
It’s not about Trump’s arrogance, crudeness, ignorance, total lack of social graces; it’s about his delusions. The difference between Trump and Hillary is that Hillary knows when she’s lying. Trump doesn’t lie. In order to lie, you have to know what the truth is. Trump hasn’t got a clue.-Hillary is crooked, but Trump is dangerous.
ljcjr about 8 years ago
NIce Try, Miller. I’m voting Trump.
jackobannon about 8 years ago
Hey, Wiley: Why is it that libtards like you won’t condemn Hillary for her reprehensible behavior? Talk about sociopath! That woman is just plain evil and the saddest part is that no matter how bad she is or what she does, you are ok with it.
GeorgeSteele about 5 years ago
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz – obsessed much, Wiley?