Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 27, 2016
Transcript:
Marigold: *ahem* I am the very model of a modern magic unicorn. My scarf and warmers constitute my standard winter uniform. My entrances are heralded by trumpets and a flugelhorn. I've eaten magic bagels and my horn can write in cuneiform. I make up for my lack of hands with magic ingenuity. Manipulating objects with a starting acuity. I'm also rather stunning in a way that's undeniable. To stare at me in wonder is completely justifiable. It is all true. Phoebe: I know.
Averagemoe almost 8 years ago
Sung to the tune of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, if you’re uncultured.
Wilde Bill almost 8 years ago
Gilbert & Sullivan as sung by Sideshow Bob.
Sugar Bombs 95 almost 8 years ago
It looks like Dana may be suffering some kind of creator breakdown due to the election, hence all the rerun strips.
codycab almost 8 years ago
Am I the only who’s trying to actually hear Marigolds singing voice in my mind? Ooh I bet it sounds lovely!
BlizzJaster almost 8 years ago
It’s a song from Sergeant Pepper, duh.
RRabbit42 almost 8 years ago
I had a chance recently to ask Dana about the repeats. She said that they’re only from before the comic started national syndication and that any changes in dialogue or the artwork is because she works closer with an editor now, so sometimes they recommend changes.
sirmirom almost 8 years ago
BRILLIANT Penzance parody!
Kali39 almost 8 years ago
Well, what about The Doctor’s version?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00T_ft5RCdc
jgarrott almost 8 years ago
I sang Sir Joseph Porter in high school, but this is from Pirates of Penzance. When our girls were at home we wore out a VHS tape of that.
JanLC almost 8 years ago
I saw “Pirates of Penzance” not too long ago, and this is perfect. The scansion is right on the money, and the words fit right in with the cadence. Very well done, Dana.
Tue Elung-Jensen almost 8 years ago
Main issue with singing in text – you need to know the song that fits.
nboady almost 8 years ago
This is actually a variation of the original Sunday comic (see Dec 2, 2012, for the original). Some of the words in the song are different and the drawing is slightly different (scarf and legwarmers have been added).
BiggerNate91 almost 8 years ago
Who here would download this song?
I know I would.
3pibgorn9 almost 8 years ago
Were the attempts at triple rhymes any more accurate?
Charlie Tuba almost 8 years ago
There’s antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium,And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium,And gold, protactinium and indium and gallium,And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.
There’s yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium,And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium,There’s strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium.
There’s holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium,And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium,And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium.
And lead, praseodymium and platinum, plutonium,Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium,And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium,And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.
There’s sulfur, californium and fermium, berkelium,And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium,And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium,And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin and sodium.
These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard,And there may be many others but they haven’t been discovered.
dogday Premium Member almost 8 years ago
With JanC above, allow me to congratulate on the parody, Dana. This is not any easy song to do anything with, and I do love it!
Lee Hauser Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Best Sunday comic ever. Phoebe’s face in the last panel is the icing on the cake.
contralto2b almost 8 years ago
And as a happy coincident – I am actually listening to G&S right now! but H.M.S. Pinafore, not Pirates – Tho’ Pirates is next in the queue.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Unicorns know Gilbert & Sullivan? But of course!
celeconecca almost 8 years ago
G&S earworm. Sigh.
Khatkhattu Premium Member almost 8 years ago
and no one has mentioned Tom Lehrer’s version (AKA The Elements"
becca_renfroe almost 8 years ago
Clever and hilarious, as always. Keep ’em coming—this is one of the best strips that exists.
georgir almost 8 years ago
A bit ashamed to admit it, I recognised this not from knowing the original opera, but instead from the Mordin Solus rendition from the game Mass Effect.I am not ashamed to claim It is a game everyone must play through though, otherwise they’d be “uncultured”.
Timothy Kietzman Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Perfect! Just PERFECT!! I gotta save this one!
DinaKitty about 7 years ago
I could’ve sworn the original lyrics of this parody were different. “I am the very model of a modern magic unicorn, I’ve information, magic, and I never wear a uniform.”
graceofbass over 6 years ago
This is my absolute favorite strip, the parody of I Am the Very Model is brilliant!