Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 21, 2016
Transcript:
Narrator: Lord Hunk-Ra, very good-looking on and off the field of battle is slain, ignominiously, by a treacherous manservant. 21,000 years later, Hunk-Ra, like so many of his peers from ancient civilizations... surfaces in California. Boopsie: Heed me, o women of Malibu! Get good help! B.D.: That's it, ladies. Make your checks out to the hunk.
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
Why couldn’t he stay dead?
Durandal_1707 about 8 years ago
21,000 years ago? That’s the Stone Age, far too early for those medieval-looking iron weapons and armor.
Dean about 8 years ago
Zorn translates as anger.
Randallw about 8 years ago
I like that I’m not the only person to be reminded of Zorn.
SKJAM! Premium Member about 8 years ago
Ah yes, the “channeling” fad.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 8 years ago
Strangely in past lives no one is ever a serf slopping in a muddy field.
gantech about 8 years ago
@ MiHorn: What did the cannibal say after blowing his cookies on missionary stew?
“You can’t keep a good man down.”
Ok, that was bad…just thought I’d bring it up…
WaitingMan about 8 years ago
Kellyanne Conway, The Early Years.
ChrisV about 8 years ago
I thought Hunk-Ra was a woman.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 8 years ago
She’s a faker. I am the real Hunk-ra. Send your money to me!
whiteaj about 8 years ago
So THAT’S how we got the Hunk-Ra who ran for the Democrats this year!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 8 years ago
This written in response to Shirley MacLaine’s past-life regressions.
she is a good actress
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 8 years ago
Durandal_1707 said,
“21,000 years ago? That’s the Stone Age, far too early for those medieval-looking iron weapons and armor.”
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Not if you take a left at Cimmeria and avoid Cthulhu on your way past Opar.
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Some civilizations are still in the Stone Age.
Most of the Americas were in 1491
W6BXQ, John about 8 years ago
I was Hunk-Ra’s trusty side kick Punk-No. Please send 20% to me!
Adiraiju about 8 years ago
I had a recurring dream about being a low-level American Civil War soldier who got shot in the head in my first actual battle. Can’t help but wonder…
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 8 years ago
jakko1 said,
@Christopher Vickers
“Hunk is masculine as in: “He’s a real hunk.” The feminine counterpart would be Babe.”
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In Cimmerean, it means Lily Rose.
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Just joking, of course, but different languages and cultures have different ways and words.
In this case in her prior incarnation was indeed masculine.
Even consider English for hunk:“a large piece of something, especially one of food cut or broken off a larger piece.”
Kip W about 8 years ago
It’s interesting (to me) to compare how a female character’s flip-out was handled by their male others. When JJ began showing up on stage wearing only a bird skull and cawing loudly, Mike got cold feet and the marriage went west.
When Boopsie channeled Hunk-Ra, BD shrugged and went with the flow and kept the relationship intact (and it was good for both). So which one was more flexible? The guy in the helmet. Go figure. There are no easy answers.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 8 years ago
Timothy Madigan said,
@David Green
“pre-columbian North America (US/Canada area) was still in the stone age – no use of metals not found openly”
“south america, and parts of central america, were into a copper age or, in places, the bronze age. They were smelting metals, and combining alloys, well over a thousand years before the Europeans arrived.”
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It seems others define use of metals as a Copper Age or a Bronze Age even if the primary — or even sole — use of metals was jewelry and statuary.
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Even though their tools and building materials were skins, rocks, mud, wood, bones, vines, feathers,…
Unlike the Iron Age when Iron was used for all kinds of things as tools, structures — whatever its strengths would yield.
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Y’all are free to use your definitions even though I don’t.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metallurgy_in_pre-Columbian_America
“Unlike in other metallurgy traditions where metals gain importance due to their widespread use in fields ranging from weaponry to everyday utensils, metals in South America (and later in Central America) were mainly valued as adornments and objects representative of a high status”